| Welcome, Guest |
You have to register before you can post on our site.
|
| Forum Statistics |
» Members: 252
» Latest member: Flash
» Forum threads: 4,888
» Forum posts: 14,155
Full Statistics
|
| Online Users |
There are currently 273 online users. » 2 Member(s) | 266 Guest(s) Applebot, Baidu, Bing, Google, Yandex, Thunderhorse
|
|
|
| Update |
|
Posted by: supremecw - 10-16-2021, 10:12 AM - Forum: OOC Board
- No Replies
|
 |
Breakdown will be up today (Sorry for this - had every intention to get it done yesterday; was a long day trying to help others and some other unforeseen issues);
Breakdown card will be up shortly too. There will be some changes to the Trios Tournament field. Breakdown will offer some background to some of this too. (To those wondering, this will only be resulting from discussions I've had with handlers who due to OOC issues requested to be removed to ensure their teammates would have the best opportunity to succeed in the tournament; there are no random people being pulled out).
|
|
|
| Lexy Chapel |
|
Posted by: Syren - 10-14-2021, 07:33 PM - Forum: Support/Enhancement
- No Replies
|
 |
PERSONAL INFORMATION
-------------------------------------------------
Wrestler's Alias:
Lexy Chapel
Wrestler's Real Name:
Alexandra “Lexy” Chapel (née Adams)
Pic Base:
Bobbi Tyler
Height:
5’3”
Weight:
109lbs
Birthdate:
October 26th, 1993
Billed From:
North London, England
Birth Place:
North London, England
Current Residence:
Los Angeles, California
Physical Description:
At only 5’3” tall, Lexy Chapel is not physically imposing. However, she makes up for her small attire with loud outfits and an even louder voice, happy to scream at the top of her lungs in crowded arenas to be heard over the roar of the fans. She’s a natural blonde but has spent time with red hair in the past.
Ring Gear:
Lexy no longer competes actively in the ring. When she did, she wore CHAPEL SHOW branded ring gear in the red/black colours that the YouTube show was known for.
Clothing Outside the Ring:
When at arenas, Lexy is often seen in form fitting outfits. She’s known for pairing jeggings with sloganed t-shirts representing her clients, or with custom t-shirts with messages printed on them relevant to that week only.
WRESTLING INFORMATION
-------------------------------------------------
Wrestling Style:
When she competed, Lexy mixed British strong style with high flying to create a hybrid style of both of her parents. Even prior to finding out that CHBK was her father she was known for her use of Superkicks inside and outside of the ring in what her and tag partner Kat Kelly dubbed “The Superkick Soiree”.
Turned Pro:
December 27th, 2013
Primary Finishers:
1) Explicit Content (Package Piledriver, used on smaller opponents she can lift)
2) Something Wicked (Superkick)
3) Raising The Standard (Phoenix Splash)
Theme Song:
“Cynics & Critics” by Icon For Hire
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
-------------------------------------------------
EPW International Champion
IWC Evolution Champion (Undefeated)
IWC Tag Team Champion (w/ Kat Kelly – Undefeated)
CLIENT LIST
-------------------------------------------------
Crystal Zdunich (former)
Autumn Valentine
Ace Marshall
Kat Kelly (injured)
Katsumi Yashidi
Dancing Bear
Hairless Penguin
BIOGRAPHY
-------------------------------------------------
Throughout the 1970's, 1980's and 1990's the name of Union Jack was synonymous with the British wrestling scene. A multiple time British Heavyweight Champion, Union Jack made a name for himself early in his career with a rivalry against fellow British star Victor Vicious, a rivalry they took to Japan in the 1980's as well. What started as a rivalry between the two of them turned to complete hatred between the two men when Victor's manager, Panther, left Vicious to join forces with Union Jack in the early 1980's, and the bad blood between the three individuals would never be calmed. This led to several encounters over the years between Victor and Union Jack, as well as Union Jack’s long-time tag team partner, Jacky Knight.
Born on October 26th, 1993, Alexandra Adams was the youngest daughter of Union Jack (Damien Adams) and Panther (Helen Brooke-Adams), the youngest of three children including older brothers Damien Adams Jr. and Harry Adams, both of whom entered the wrestling business in the mid-2000's, as Britannic and The British Lion respectively. Lexy grew up in the middle of the feud between her family and the Chapel family, which made it incredibly weird for her when she found herself at the same university in North London as Victor Vicious' youngest son Nathan. Despite the initial distrust between the two of them they quickly started to become friends, much to the chagrin of their fathers. Damien went so far as to forbid his daughter to be friends with the son of his rival, forcing Lexy to keep her distance from Nathan.
After his in-ring career came to an end and unwilling to give up on a career spent in front of cameras and fans, Damien made a deal with a small UK TV network to begin airing a documentary about his family. Due to its popularity, this soon ballooned into a reality TV show, with a young Lexy Adams as part of its cast. Lexy lacked popularity on the show at first, but after her father walked in on her in a compromising position she played into her newfound reputation and quickly gained popularity amongst British fans. The clip of her father walking in on her is regularly found by wrestling fans even today and distributed across social media.
Despite not wanting to hurt her family, Lexy found it almost impossible to avoid Nathan completely and soon the two of them started to fall for each other. When the situation started to get out of hand and their personal lives began to unravel, Nate and Lexy decided to run away together and eloped to Las Vegas to start their own life together, where they were married on November 1st, 2013. With no money however and no way they could now return home to face the wrath of their families, the two second-generation stars elected to begin their own careers together in the United States. Changing her name to Alexandra Chapel, the two began to form what would become The Chapel Show, an independent tag team and YouTube reality show of their adventures together.
After an injury to Nate early in his career, Lexy was forced to go solo on the independent scene. She struggled to make much money, having to work part-time as a waitress while also wrestling. This led to a building resentment in her due to the high profile, high money contracts that others seemed to be signed to. Despite her struggles financially Lexy managed moderate success on the independent scene, but she wanted more. In early 2015, after a growing resentment toward many things began to build in her, life-long family friend Lucas Knight offered to help her. He put her in touch with the Independent Wrestling Cartel and used his contacts within the company to acquire a contract for her. With the tutelage of Lucas Knight, and her partnership with fellow newcomer Kat Kelly, the duo formed Wicked Intent and dominated the tag team scene.
The antics of Wicked Intent also brought The Chapel Show to a new level of viewership. With Kat as part of the cast, the trio of young stars cemented a niche for themselves on the independent scene and in IWC until it’s eventual closure. During this time, Lexy’s mother Helen passed away and in the wake of her death Lexy discovered that Damien was not her biological father, but rather her biological father was “The Canadian Heartbreak Kid” Alex Desoubrais. After the closure of IWC, Lexy announced she wouldn’t be continuing her independent wrestling career and attempted to get to know her biological father better. This led to her being hired as an interviewer and backstage personality by Supreme Championship Wrestling, where she dreamed that she would one day get an opportunity to sit behind the announce table.
With her airtime limited due to limited opportunities for interviews, and her uncanny ability to get on the bad side of her boss, Mr. D., due to her zany antics, including a stint as the self-professed solver of SCW’s greatest mysteries, Sherlexy Holmes, Lexy found herself struggling to fulfil her dreams. She started her own podcast, The ChapelCast, to replace The Chapel Show YouTube show, but still found herself unfulfilled. That was until she embarked on a plan alongside Autumn Valentine to create a new character in SCW, the Dancing Bear. Lexy found herself with numerous television opportunities while Autumn masqueraded as the Dancing Bear. When their fun finally came to an end, Lexy shifted her focus to following in CHBK’s footsteps, determined to become a manager.
After a short and ultimately unsuccessful stint as manager of Crystal Zdunich (Crystal turning against her having grown tired of Lexy’s antics), Lexy debuted her client Autumn Valentine. Much to the surprise of everyone in the company, she then added former SCW World Champion Ace Marshall to her list of clients, and soon led the duo to World Tag Team Championship success. Still not satisfied, Lexy is now seen every week on Breakdown as the manager of her various group of individuals, either named LexyCorp, Lexy’s Angels or Lexy Worldwide (honestly, at the time of writing we cannot nail down an actual name as she seems to change it every week). This group includes Ace Marshall, Autumn Valentine, and Katsumi Yashidi along with newcomers and children’s entertainers Dancing Bear and Hairless Penguin, collectively known as the “Happy Farmstead Friends”, for whom Lexy is now producing a new YouTube show.
|
|
|
| Jaxton Matthews |
|
Posted by: JaxtonMatthews - 10-13-2021, 11:41 PM - Forum: Inactive
- No Replies
|
 |
-----------------------------------
PERSONAL INFORMATION
-----------------------------------
Wrestler's Alias: Jaxton Matthews
Wrestler's Real Name: “The American Kaiju” Jaxton Matthews
Twitter Handle: @JaxtonMatthews
Pic Base: SCHAFF
Height: 6’4”
Weight: 286 lbs
Birthdate: April 17, 1991
Birth Place: Fort Worth, TX
Current Residence: Euclid, OH
Physical Description: Tall and burly bruiser, with long black hair and a shaggy beard
WRESTLING INFORMATION
-------------------------------------------------
Wrestling Style: Powerhouse Brawler
Alignment: Heel
Years Pro: 3
Theme Song: “DOA” by I Prevail
Finishing Moves
1. Fall of Man - Reverse Spin Scoop Powerslam
2. Wrath of God - Suplex Clutch transitioned into a Piledriver (Rarely used, only used if EVERYTHING else has failed in a big match
Signature Moves
1. Reaper's Scythe - Discus Clothesline
2. Hand of God - Chokeslam
3. Spear
4. Spartan Kick - Bicycle Kick
5. Judas’s Cradle - Spinning Fisherman's Neckbreaker
Regular Moves
1. Fall Away Moonsault Slam
2. Mishinoku Driver II
3. Sidewalk Back Breaker
4. Pumphandle Flatliner
5. High Impact Spinebuster
6. Belly to Belly Suplex
7. German Suplex
8. Snap Dragon Suplex
9. T-Bone Suplex
10. Gutwrench Powerbomb
Strengths: Physical Strength, Brawling Ability, Agility
Weaknesses: Quickness and Flexibility
Entrance Description: "DOA" by I Prevail plays, echoing through the speakers that surround the arena. A single spotlight shines down on the stage, a hulking man silhouette stands in the middle of the stage. And as the bass drops red and white lights fill the arena, revealing Jaxton Matthews. His long black hair dripping wet, his head looking down as he takes in everything.
With one step he begins his walk down the ramp, fans raining boos down. He makes his way to the base of the ring, his gaze never wavering from it. With one swift move he leaps from the floor to the apron, wipes his feet, then enters the ring. He motions for the referee to hurry up and start the match, waiting in his corner for the bell.
Biography: Born in 1991 in Euclid OH, Jaxton never knew his family. Growing up in group homes until he was 15, where he then ran away and lived on his own on the streets. Jaxton had to literally fight for everything he had, whether it was food or even a shelter, he did what he needed to to survive. This led him to being recruited in high school wrestling, and training in MMA throughout his early 20s. At the age of 28 he took his hard hitting style to the squared circle, and now to the UWL
HANDLER'S INFORMATION
-------------------------------------------------
Handler's First Name: Tristin
Discord: On the Discord Chat
|
|
|
| THE CHAPELCAST SUMMARY (2021 Week 41) |
|
Posted by: Syren - 10-13-2021, 08:09 AM - Forum: Character Development
- No Replies
|
 |
The following is the Week 41 summary of The ChapelCast with Lexy Chapel. Summary courtesy of r/ChapelShow subreddit.
Quote:Lexy introduces the show. She talks about the past week in SCW and is incredibly upset about everything that happened with the Jackals and Ravyn and CHBK. She bemoans the amount of money that she spent trying to impress her father only for him not to even give her a chance. She also says she’s grateful that the moose wasn’t there. She doesn’t want to imagine what might have happened.
She complains about her new boss being even less reliable than D., and then answers Twitter questions about potentially overthrowing him, which she ponders for a while before deciding it's too much work.
Next, she introduces the episode sponsor, BEAUTY FACTORY SIMULATOR, a game which lets you create a cosmetics business. She complains about the name, claiming it reminds her of dark times in SCW, but otherwise puts over the game and encourages all her fans to download it.
Her guest for the week is Han Velsing, a rising independent star. They put over his career and upcoming appearances. They talk about how tough it is on the independent scene. Lexy talks about her and Kat’s independent appearances before SCW, and how they were good friends with Han in the locker rooms. He asks Lexy for a tryout in SCW and she says that she's not taking on new clients anymore now that she's concentrating on what she promises will be her highly successful new YouTube series, Happy Farmstead Friends. They discuss her new recruits briefly.
Finally, she answers emails from fans, alongside her special guest. Most of them haven't heard of Han. Many fans feed her new aspects for her various conspiracies, including pointing out the pasty skin of the Cian, questioning whether he's part of the vampire conspiracy. Lexy agrees to try waving some garlic near him at a future event to see if it affects him negatively.
She also answers one from a man named Tid, who she’s sure she’s heard from before. He says that his 'friend' is very domineering and is bullying him into accepting her life coaching. Lexy wonders if she knows anyone who has a life coach, because she's sure that sounds familiar, but she can't figure it out, so she moves onto another email.
Lexy wraps up the show, thanks her guest, and reminds the fans to try the game using her special link.
|
|
|
| The Dancing Bear |
|
Posted by: Ace - 10-12-2021, 06:56 AM - Forum: Inactive
- No Replies
|
 |
![[Image: cV0pAwq.png]](https://i.imgur.com/cV0pAwq.png)
-----------------------------------
PERSONAL INFORMATION
-----------------------------------
Wrestler's Alias: The Dancing Bear
Wrestler's Real Name: Douglas Dickbeard Casey(Not public knowledge)
Pic Base: Kumamon (Out of costume, Chris Farley)
Height: 5'10
Weight: 280 lbs
Birthdate: 8/30/1987
Birth Place: Montana
Current Residence: The Farmstead
Physical Description: Average height, very wide. Big but not particularly strong. May possibly be able to pick up a ninety pound woman long enough for it to seem inappropriate.
WRESTLING INFORMATION
-------------------------------------------------
Wrestling Style: Savage/Brawler/Really cheap
Alignment: Heel
Years Pro: 1+
Theme Song: Jaunty and generic royalty free music
Uber Finisher (only to be used under extreme circumstances): Bearhead
Uber Finisher Description: The Dancing bear removes his head facing away from cameras just long enough to beat his opponent over their head with it.
Finishers:
Bear Splash
The Montana Bear Breakdance
Beardown on Breakdown
Finishers Descriptions:
The Montana Bear Breakdance: John Morrison's breakdance leg drop. He can't do it as fancy, at all. And he can't even really connect with it the right way. His method may in fact be more brutal as he drops the better end of his massive thigh and ass directly over his opponent's neck and face.====>Like this but no where near as good!<====
Beardown on Breakdown: Running punt kick to the head of a grounded opponent.
Signature Moves:
Bear Bottom Shuffle
This is the Worm
How to do the Dougie
Signature Moves Descriptions:
Bear Bottom Shuffle: The stink face
This is The Worm: The Dancing Bear tries to do the worm. Unfortunately he's really not that coordinated or athletic, every time he does this it is more in line with him hitting the ring belly first before quickly resorting to the exact same image of a dog dragging their ass across the carpet. As he reaches his downed opponent he leaps up to his feet and drives his fist into their head.
How to do the Dougie: An easy fallback for when Lexy is screaming at him to dance. Swaying back and forth from the left to the right repeatedly, he does a few pelvic thrusts while spinning one arm over his head before rocking his arms back and forth in rhythm with the direction his knees are bending. This isn't actually a wrestling move.
Common Moves:
Bearhug
The Claw!
Body splashes. Into the corner, on the ground, he has mass and sees it as the best weapon he has!
Falling on people. Not as impactful as a body splash. But depending on the person he can definitely take them to the ground before going for a desperation pin.
Testicle claw
Random dancing
Back elbow
Elbow smash
Top rope elbow drop to a standing opponent
Headbutt
Multiple headbutts
Hugging
Scratching
Belly to back suplex
Powerslam
Atomic drop
Hiding behind the referee
Using the referee as a human shield
Mulekick
Eye rake
Reaching into his costume to throw... sand?
Sleeper hold
Armbar
Strengths:
Surprisingly resourceful in knowing when he can get away with being a cheap bitch.
Highly opportunistic.
Will happily use his size advantage wheneve present.
Weaknesses:
Weak
Slow
Low stamina
When faced against someone bigger, which typically means stronger, extremely cowardly
Entrance:
The crowd roars as jaunty and generic royalty free music begins to play throughout the arena. On the big screen, a unicorn gallops across a beautiful, flowery field, leaving petals exploding into the air underneath its hooves. It gets closer to the camera as it prepares to fly off, but not before evacuating its bowels, which take the form of letters in a bubble font, reading:
Lexy Chapel Presents
HAPPY FARMSTEAD FRIENDS
From behind the curtain, Dancing Bear awkwardly moonwalks out onto the stage. Following close behind is Hairless Penguin, clad in his mask and a furry black and white coat that runs all the way to his feet, plus a cheap nylon string guitar held over his shoulder. The two make their way to the center of the stage before Lexy Chapel makes her way out behind them, squeezing in between them to take her place on center stage. She physically and literally presents them with her arms at her sides. Hairless Penguin poses stoically while Dancing Bear flosses. After a moment of fantastical posing, they begin to make their way down the ramp.
Phillips: "Making his way to the ring from The Farmstead, accompanied by Lexy Chapel and The Hairless Penguin, THE DANCING BEAR!"
Lexy barks at Dancing Bear to keep dancing as he jigs down the ramp with Hairless Penguin playing guitar along to the royalty free music. The Dancing Bear is relieved as he gets to apron, he tries awkwardly getting into the ring. The Hairless Penguin makes his way up the steps and into the ring, holding his guitar into the air. Behind him, The Dancing Bear finally manages to pull himself in. Lexy takes her place on the outside of the ring, searching for the nearest child to remind them to tell their parents to buy some Happy Farmstead Friends merchandise. Hairless Penguin hands his furry coat and guitar off to the timekeeper and turns to The Dancing Bear, hugging him and patting him on the back before tapping his head and seemingly whispering some words of encouragement before turning to leave. As the music ends The Dancing Bear leans into the corner, appearing to be panting before Lexy yells at him some more. Panicking he begins doing jumping jacks before switching to swaying his hips and throwing his arms around awkwardly with no rhythm.
Biography:
Former tag team partner of the original Hairless Penguin under the persona Mr. Casey, The Dancing Bear is back. Not much is known about him. He didn't go to college, his linked in profile has him listed as working at Starbucks which is actually false. He put that up before he got the job, was rejected and never bothered changing it. He is not qualified to be much of anything but here he is. He's kind of a dick but thankfully his costume is adorable. May it carry him far into the world of Supreme Championship Wrestling.
Sample RP:
|
|
|
| Lexy Chapel Presents Happy Farmstead Friends |
|
Posted by: Cid - 10-12-2021, 02:30 AM - Forum: Inactive
- No Replies
|
 |
Tag Team Name: Lexy Chapel Presents Happy Farmstead Friends
Members: The Hairless Penguin and The Dancing Bear
Alignment: Heel
Gimmick: Hairless Penguin is always seen in his mask and with his cheap nylon string guitar, while Dancing Bear is always seen dancing, for better or for worse. Together, through the power of song and dance, they’re not only bringing happiness and wonder to children all over the world with their homemade children’s television show, but they’re also bringing terror to their opponents inside the wrestling ring.
Entrance Music: Jaunty and generic royalty free music
Entrance Description:
The crowd roars as jaunty and generic royalty free music begins to play throughout the arena. On the big screen, a unicorn gallops across a beautiful, flowery field, leaving petals exploding into the air underneath its hooves. It gets closer to the camera as it prepares to fly off, but not before evacuating its bowels, which take the form of letters in a bubble font, reading:
Lexy Chapel Presents
HAPPY FARMSTEAD FRIENDS
From behind the curtain, Dancing Bear awkwardly moonwalks out onto the stage. Following close behind is Hairless Penguin, clad in his mask and a furry black and white coat that runs all the way to his feet, plus a moderately priced steel string guitar held over his shoulder. The two make their way to the center of the stage before Lexy Chapel makes her way out behind them, squeezing in between them to take her place on center stage. She physically and literally presents them with her arms at her sides. Hairless Penguin poses stoically while Dancing Bear flosses. After a moment of fantastical posing, they begin to make their way down the ramp.
[Announcer introduction]
Lexy barks at Dancing Bear to keep dancing as he jigs down the ramp with Hairless Penguin playing guitar along to the royalty free music. Hairless Penguin makes his way up the steps and into the ring, holding his guitar into the air. Behind him, Dancing Bear struggles to get into the ring because he's in an oversized suit, but he eventually gets there. Lexy takes her place on the outside of the ring, searching for the nearest child to remind them to tell their parents to buy some Happy Farmstead Friends merchandise. Hairless Penguin hands his furry coat and guitar off to the timekeeper before taking his place in the corner. Dancing Bear comes along and puts his arm around Hairless Penguin as their royalty free music begins to fade.
Primary Finishers:
Fun-Filled Combo No. 4
(Hairless Penguin whips the opponent into the corner. Dancing Bear waddles after the opponent and waffles them in the corner before getting on all fours on the mat. Penguin runs over and uses Bear as a base to launch himself off of, hitting a massive back splash into the corner. Penguin slides to the backside of Bear while the opponent stumbles forward, tripping over Bear and right into Balls Deep from Penguin.)
Hand-in-Hand, Together We Stand
(Dancing Bear - for some reason - decides to go to the top turnbuckle. Hairless Penguin stands beneath him and turns his back to him, looking down at their opponent. The two join hands and Bear stands on Penguin’s shoulders despite weighing twice as much as Penguin. Penguin struggles to walk forward towards the opponent, eventually failing halfway while Bear tries to do the assisted splash, the end result usually being both men falling down onto their opponent at the same time.)
Signature Moves:- Friends Who Do Stuff Together (Hairless Penguin pins the opponent, but Dancing Bear comes out of nowhere to splash on top of his back, likely hurting his partner and breaking up the pin in the process, despite attempting to help with a double pin)
- The Meaning of the Ritual (Hairless Penguin hits LIGMA on an opponent in the corner, while Dancing Bear performs the Bear Bottom Shuffle in the opposite corner to the other opponent)
Common Moves:- Wearing Down the Opposition (Hairless Penguin and Dancing Bear show their resiliency in the face of possessing very little talent by surviving brutal beatdowns at the hands of their opponents until our furry friends accidentally somehow stumble into doing one of their finishers or until they’re put out of their misery by the other team)
Biography: In an attempt to squeeze money—err, joy out of children everywhere, Lexy Chapel has presented to us Happy Farmstead Friends, consisting of The Hairless Penguin and The Dancing Bear. Along with their colorful supporting cast of characters on their homemade children’s television show, these two are sure to capture the cash—erm, hearts of parent and child alike.
|
|
|
| The Hairless Penguin |
|
Posted by: Cid - 10-12-2021, 01:25 AM - Forum: Inactive
- No Replies
|
 |
-----------------------------------
PERSONAL INFORMATION
-----------------------------------
Wrestler's Alias: The Hairless Penguin
Wrestler's Real Name: Clyde Warner (not public information)
Pic Base: Drake Maverick with a black and white lucha mask
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 140 lbs
Birthdate: 3/13/1995
Birth Place: Antarctica
Current Residence: The Farmstead
Physical Description: Small and weak, but with strong legs. Black tights with white trim, matching his mask.
WRESTLING INFORMATION
-------------------------------------------------
Wrestling Style: Daredevil
Alignment: Face?
Years Pro: 1+
Theme Song: Jaunty and generic royalty free music
Uber Finisher (only to be used under extreme circumstances): The Power of Song
Uber Finisher Description: Hairless Penguin breaks his moderately priced steel string guitar over the head of his opponent [Click to preview]
Finishers:- Balls Deep
- The Penguin Plunging Press
Finishers Descriptions:
Signature Moves:- Cold Shoulder
- Trust Fall
- LIGMA
Signature Moves Descriptions:- Cold Shoulder: Hairless Penguin stands on the apron and slingshots himself over the top rope, plowing into his opponent with a shoulder block
- Trust Fall: Hairless Penguin falls back onto his opponent (can be done from top turnbuckle, apron, stage, or even springboarded)
- LIGMA: With the government name of Let's Imagine Getting More Acquainted, this is a rabid-looking bronco buster
Common Moves:
- Running/flying crossbody
- Corner splash
- Flying forearm
- Spinning heel kick
- Battering ram
- Tornado DDT
- Running corner elbow
- Tree of woe running dropkick
- Double stomp
- Meteora
- Flying headscissors
- Shotgun dropkick
- Cannonball (can also be performed through the ropes to the outside for the suicide variation)
- Springboard bulldog
- Senton plancha
- Punt
- Guillotine body scissors
- Figure-four necklock
- Sliced Bread No. 2
- Chop block
- Sleeper hold (jumping on the back, adding a grapevine)
- Various chops
- Denver Diving Kick
Strengths: - Abnormally strong legs, almost alien
- Slippery due to his size and also baby oil
- High pain tolerance
- Will take every risk known to man and animal, throwing his entire body into every move
Weaknesses:- Small
- Skinny
- Weak
- Not a natural athlete, or wrestler for that matter
Entrance:
The crowd roars as jaunty and generic royalty free music begins to play throughout the arena. On the big screen, a unicorn gallops across a beautiful, flowery field, leaving petals exploding into the air underneath its hooves. It gets closer to the camera as it prepares to fly off, but not before evacuating its bowels, which take the form of letters in a bubble font, reading:
Lexy Chapel Presents
HAPPY FARMSTEAD FRIENDS
From behind the curtain, Dancing Bear awkwardly moonwalks out onto the stage, cradling one half of the World Tag Team Championships in his arms. Following close behind is Hairless Penguin, clad in his mask and a furry black and white coat that runs all the way to his feet, plus a moderately priced steel string guitar held over his shoulder, as well as the other half of the World Tag Team Championships around his waist. The two make their way to the center of the stage before Lexy Chapel makes her way out behind them, squeezing in between them to take her place on center stage. She physically and literally presents them with her arms at her sides. They both hand her their titles. Hairless Penguin poses stoically and Dancing Bear flosses as Lexy holds both titles in the air. After a moment of fantastical posing, they begin to make their way down the ramp.
[Announcer introduction]
Lexy barks at Dancing Bear to keep dancing as he jigs down the ramp with Hairless Penguin playing guitar along to the royalty free music. Hairless Penguin makes his way up the steps and into the ring, holding his guitar into the air. Behind him, Dancing Bear struggles to get into the ring because he's in an oversized bear suit, but he eventually gets there. Lexy takes her place on the outside of the ring, searching for the nearest child to remind them to tell their parents to buy some Happy Farmstead Friends merchandise. Hairless Penguin hands his furry coat and guitar off to the timekeeper before taking his place in the corner. Dancing Bear comes along and puts his arm around Hairless Penguin as their royalty free music begins to fade.
Biography:
Long thought to be Cid Turner under the mask, The Hairless Penguin made his way onto the wrestling scene in 2004, quickly capturing the SCW United States Championship after his arrival. After a short reign, he seemingly disappeared back to Antarctica, never to be seen again.
That is, if by “again,” we mean, “until 2011,” because that’s when Hairless Penguin resurfaced, making his mark in the SCW developmental federation known as Commonwealth Wrestling. Taking a rookie by the name of Mr. Casey under his wing, Hairless Penguin made a great first impression at Commonwealth, winning a battle royal on the premiere episode of the company’s show, but much like his first run in SCW, his presence was only felt for a short amount of time before he once again went back to Antartica. Fuelling the rumor that Cid Turner was the man under the mask, Cid also made his exit from Commonwealth’s parent company around this time.
Now, not long after three Hairless Penguin clones/knockoffs made an appearance at Last Grasp of Reality 2021, the apparent real deal has returned to SCW. Being proudly presented by Lexy Chapel, this Hairless Penguin is also said to be Cid Turner, despite the fact that he’s a foot shorter, one hundred pounds lighter, and doesn’t have a huge beard and long, ratty hair coming out from underneath the mask.
Regardless, Lexy Chapel has brought back the legend (for lack of a better word) to not only make his presence felt in SCW’s tag division with his partner Dancing Bear, but to crack into the children’s television programming market.
Sample RP:
|
|
|
|