Rayne Young vs. Chase Upshaw

[Braddock]

What the actual fuck?! I signed up for this gig to kick the shit out of young pissants who don’t know basic geography! Yet here I am scheduled to fight some old decrepit fart?! Part of me was offended. I’m sure you noticed based on the obscenity laced rant that got me a few dozen fines from CHBK.

But then I recalled what my own professor told me…yes, dipshits, I actually listened in school! You fuckers should try it sometime and maybe you idiots wouldn’t be stuck having to wrestle for a fucking living! Seriously, you morons can be doctors or lawyers or such but instead you fight! At least I am doing this for a good cause!

Now where was I? Oh right. My professor told me that you are never too old to learn.

So Rayne Young, you might be old as dirt, so old that you and CHBK both recall when this place was called Pangea. You know what Pangea was? IT WAS THE GOD DAMN SUPERCONTINENT WHEN ALL THE CONTINENTS WERE STUCK TOGETHER! What fucker doesn’t know this?!

You are old. But not old enough to learn. You were born in London but now you live in Miami. DO YOU EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT STATE MIAMI IS IN?! DO YOU KNOW WHERE EUROPE IS?!

ANSWER ME!

I am going to teach you geography even if it kills you!

- Chase Upshaw