05-30-2025, 09:12 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-31-2025, 08:05 AM by Konrad Raab.)
Kalvin Raab RP.
“So, you want to be a wrestler?”
Kalvan Raab looked at Adam Sharper from SCW appearing confused.
Kalvan: “Yeah dude. Like wtf? What else would I wanna be?”
Sharper: “Well your father is Konrad Raab.”
Kalvan: “I hope he gets plowed in the ass, my ninja.”
Sharper: “Well, that’s extremely inappropriate and uncalled for.”
Kalvan: “Him being alive is uncalled for.”
Sharper sighed, looking extremely worried.
Sharper: “Well, we can start you out in the division for the Television Championship. It is highly competitive.”
Kalvan: “Well no matter the division, I want to be in that Taking Hold of the Flame battle royal, bro. My piece of shit dad is too much of a chicken shit pussy to be in that shit. I have bigger balls than his entire body, and less wrinkles, too.”
Sharper: “Inappropriate, once again. But I can present you with what we call a handshake deal and enter you in the match. Do you know what a battle royal is, son?”
Kalvan: “All day long, bruh. All day.”
Sharper: “Right. Well, should you win, we can discuss further. Does that work for you?”
Kalvan: “I work all the time.”
Sharper: “How?”
Kalvan: “Local grocery store. I gots to get paid.”
Sharper: “Right.”
“So, you want to be a wrestler?”
Kalvan Raab looked at Adam Sharper from SCW appearing confused.
Kalvan: “Yeah dude. Like wtf? What else would I wanna be?”
Sharper: “Well your father is Konrad Raab.”
Kalvan: “I hope he gets plowed in the ass, my ninja.”
Sharper: “Well, that’s extremely inappropriate and uncalled for.”
Kalvan: “Him being alive is uncalled for.”
Sharper sighed, looking extremely worried.
Sharper: “Well, we can start you out in the division for the Television Championship. It is highly competitive.”
Kalvan: “Well no matter the division, I want to be in that Taking Hold of the Flame battle royal, bro. My piece of shit dad is too much of a chicken shit pussy to be in that shit. I have bigger balls than his entire body, and less wrinkles, too.”
Sharper: “Inappropriate, once again. But I can present you with what we call a handshake deal and enter you in the match. Do you know what a battle royal is, son?”
Kalvan: “All day long, bruh. All day.”
Sharper: “Right. Well, should you win, we can discuss further. Does that work for you?”
Kalvan: “I work all the time.”
Sharper: “How?”
Kalvan: “Local grocery store. I gots to get paid.”
Sharper: “Right.”
![[Image: MKl96W9.png]](https://i.ibb.co/nMYgQtPK/MKl96W9.png)
![[Image: bcywcYD.jpg]](https://i.ibb.co/whf8vjLX/bcywcYD.jpg)
I love AJ Allmendinger and Louis Deletraz.