Scarlett Carsons vs. Chase Upshaw

[Braddock]

CHASE UPSHAW:

So, here I am, THE GEOGRAPHICALLY SMARTEST MAN IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, taking on SCW’s newest toy, Scarlet Carsons.

Let me ask you something Miss Carsons…do you know the capitol of Missouri?

WELL DO YOU?! I BET YOU SLEPT IN CLASS YOU SNOT NOSED LITTLE DIMWIT!

Half-witted morons like you who cannot name one single state capitol are why I decided to give up on teaching and molding the youth of America. Teaching the youth of America is about as realistic as riding a unicorn to find the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

In other words: IMPOSSIBLE! UNREALISTIC!

Just like your chances of passing a simple Geography test in high school! Just like your chances of defeating me on Breakdown!

See you in the ring…if you can even find St. Louis, Missouri, that is.

CLASS DISMISSED!