09-20-2019, 08:50 PM
OOC Really wish I could do more with this, but here it is...
“Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Gavin Taylor and I am the victim here!
The seeds of my victimhood go back to the finale of EMERGE Season One. I was scheduled to defend my RUSH Championship against a random opponent in a random match. In the end, that opponent was Kandis and that match was falls count anywhere, anything goes. That was it. There wasn’t any caveats. There was no “except water”. Nothing dictating that I had to use my God-given talents to overcome the challenge. I was told that anything goes. So, in the course of the match, we end up in the kitchen and I use the closest thing to my grip to ward off one of Kandis’ ass attacks: it happened to be hot water. I ended up winning the match, retaining my Championship and remaining the Top Guy in EMERGE.
Fast forward eight months, and here I am turning up in SCW. I thought to myself “You know what would be a laugh? How about throwing a bit of water on Kandis? For old time’s sake”. See, I had no intention of permanently disfiguring her, but even if I did, let’s be honest. Kandis doesn’t sell herself on her face. “Thirsty Thursday” has nothing to do with keeping properly hydrated like I do when I use brisk, refreshing Powerade, available wherever beverages are sold. To be frank, it’s about her ass. So even throwing water in her face? Maybe her pounds of makeup run a bit. Boo freakin’ hoo, right? After I do this, I find myself victimized by Supreme Championship Wrestling. I have my Championship opportunity - one which I earned by being Gavin Taylor - interrupted by Kandis, Tommy Valentine, Ryan Watson, the 52nd Airborne, Toby from Human Resources… fucking anyone who could get their meaty paws on me. It was an embarrassment for this company to have an athlete… an A-T-H-L… um… E-E-T… of my caliber be treated in such a vile and heinous manner. And yet when I lodge a formal, LEGITIMATE complaint against these individuals… ESPECIALLY Toby… what do I hear?
Sasha Dracula tells me that I’M the villain here. Excuse me? Because the way she presented it, my water attack back in EMERGE was indicative of a pattern? Like somehow my doing whatever it took to WIN… what Gavin Taylor DOES… was frowned upon? What Kandis fails to tell anyone was that if our roles were reversed, she would have done the exact same thing, and that would have been worse because MY good looks would have been tarnished by it! I actually make money from magazine covers NOT named “Ass-aholics Anonymous”. So no… I don’t appreciate the idea that I’M the bad guy here, because while I made a cute debut here, I was victimized by the potential of three-on-one attacks. I was told that I would have to face the former World Tag Team Champions and I would have to find a partner. Well, being the superstar that I am, I knew that I had to find a partner worthy of teaming with me.
But it didn’t end there, because a week later I had a second chance at a debut match, and again had my moment STOLEN from me, this time by Tommy solo… and how exactly do referees justify counting me out KNOWING that a third-party was seeking to jump me from behind ILLEGALLY? I had that victory STOLEN from me, and make no mistake - my agent is going to be filing papers to have that defeat EXPUNGED from my record. But I got the last laugh there… because my partner for Apocalypse… dark and dreary name, don’t ya think?... decided to make her presence known.
Funny, isn’t that? Turn your back on your friends and your friends will find new friends… better friends… All Star friends. And while the obsession with attacking me, the complete irrational attacks perpetrated against me continue onward, I have the edge here, because I have one of the most deadly women in wrestling as my partner. You saw what she did to Fatfuck Von Pinkcoat at Breakdown. That’s only a TASTE of what she can do. And I promise you… in time, this alliance will make sense. And I am a man of my word… I might be the most honest man in SCW. I’m not without my flaws… I know some people take my honesty as jackassery, but there’s only one Jackass in this story, right Tommy?
Kandis, we both know when it all comes down to what counts… you may have beaten me in a non-title contest, but when the gold was up, you did like you do and choked, and not in the fun way you would have preferred.
You want to know what makes Gavin Taylor tick? You will.
You want to know why I did what I did? You will.
You want to watch Someday’s Greatest Professional Wrestler of All-Time in the ring doing what he does best? Watch Apocalypse.
You want to scare me away and use me as a victim? You will learn what victimization is about.
Oh… and you’ll learn that one thing I firmly believe in… is that real men use lariats… and All Stars shine forever!”
The preceding message was brought to you by Powerade.
“Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Gavin Taylor and I am the victim here!
The seeds of my victimhood go back to the finale of EMERGE Season One. I was scheduled to defend my RUSH Championship against a random opponent in a random match. In the end, that opponent was Kandis and that match was falls count anywhere, anything goes. That was it. There wasn’t any caveats. There was no “except water”. Nothing dictating that I had to use my God-given talents to overcome the challenge. I was told that anything goes. So, in the course of the match, we end up in the kitchen and I use the closest thing to my grip to ward off one of Kandis’ ass attacks: it happened to be hot water. I ended up winning the match, retaining my Championship and remaining the Top Guy in EMERGE.
Fast forward eight months, and here I am turning up in SCW. I thought to myself “You know what would be a laugh? How about throwing a bit of water on Kandis? For old time’s sake”. See, I had no intention of permanently disfiguring her, but even if I did, let’s be honest. Kandis doesn’t sell herself on her face. “Thirsty Thursday” has nothing to do with keeping properly hydrated like I do when I use brisk, refreshing Powerade, available wherever beverages are sold. To be frank, it’s about her ass. So even throwing water in her face? Maybe her pounds of makeup run a bit. Boo freakin’ hoo, right? After I do this, I find myself victimized by Supreme Championship Wrestling. I have my Championship opportunity - one which I earned by being Gavin Taylor - interrupted by Kandis, Tommy Valentine, Ryan Watson, the 52nd Airborne, Toby from Human Resources… fucking anyone who could get their meaty paws on me. It was an embarrassment for this company to have an athlete… an A-T-H-L… um… E-E-T… of my caliber be treated in such a vile and heinous manner. And yet when I lodge a formal, LEGITIMATE complaint against these individuals… ESPECIALLY Toby… what do I hear?
Sasha Dracula tells me that I’M the villain here. Excuse me? Because the way she presented it, my water attack back in EMERGE was indicative of a pattern? Like somehow my doing whatever it took to WIN… what Gavin Taylor DOES… was frowned upon? What Kandis fails to tell anyone was that if our roles were reversed, she would have done the exact same thing, and that would have been worse because MY good looks would have been tarnished by it! I actually make money from magazine covers NOT named “Ass-aholics Anonymous”. So no… I don’t appreciate the idea that I’M the bad guy here, because while I made a cute debut here, I was victimized by the potential of three-on-one attacks. I was told that I would have to face the former World Tag Team Champions and I would have to find a partner. Well, being the superstar that I am, I knew that I had to find a partner worthy of teaming with me.
But it didn’t end there, because a week later I had a second chance at a debut match, and again had my moment STOLEN from me, this time by Tommy solo… and how exactly do referees justify counting me out KNOWING that a third-party was seeking to jump me from behind ILLEGALLY? I had that victory STOLEN from me, and make no mistake - my agent is going to be filing papers to have that defeat EXPUNGED from my record. But I got the last laugh there… because my partner for Apocalypse… dark and dreary name, don’t ya think?... decided to make her presence known.
Funny, isn’t that? Turn your back on your friends and your friends will find new friends… better friends… All Star friends. And while the obsession with attacking me, the complete irrational attacks perpetrated against me continue onward, I have the edge here, because I have one of the most deadly women in wrestling as my partner. You saw what she did to Fatfuck Von Pinkcoat at Breakdown. That’s only a TASTE of what she can do. And I promise you… in time, this alliance will make sense. And I am a man of my word… I might be the most honest man in SCW. I’m not without my flaws… I know some people take my honesty as jackassery, but there’s only one Jackass in this story, right Tommy?
Kandis, we both know when it all comes down to what counts… you may have beaten me in a non-title contest, but when the gold was up, you did like you do and choked, and not in the fun way you would have preferred.
You want to know what makes Gavin Taylor tick? You will.
You want to know why I did what I did? You will.
You want to watch Someday’s Greatest Professional Wrestler of All-Time in the ring doing what he does best? Watch Apocalypse.
You want to scare me away and use me as a victim? You will learn what victimization is about.
Oh… and you’ll learn that one thing I firmly believe in… is that real men use lariats… and All Stars shine forever!”
The preceding message was brought to you by Powerade.