02-05-2020, 12:58 AM
OOC: Best of luck Ian, and everyone please enjoy!
The Doctor Is In?!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
So, there is so much that has happened in the world of professional wrestling, and yes much of happenings do include things that involve yours truly. Like did you know that apparently it is ok to be a really outstanding male wrestler, take a hiatus either because of injury or other reasons, decide to come back to the ring and continue to be part of this great sport, but if you don’t want to let all of your friends and family know that, well then I guess that is just ok, right?
Sorry, I am just a little bit frustrated with a couple of people, people that I love incredibly of course, but also people that should say something to other people so that I don’t know we can be excited for them? I digress though, I am not going to spend time getting upset with them any longer. They know who they are and to be perfectly honest I am really very excited that both of them are back, competing in the ring, and right here in an SCW ring no less, because at least where one of them was concerned for sure, competing in an SCW ring again was for him anything but a given. Therefore, taking all of that into consideration, I am really happy that he did decide to be an official member of the SCW roster once again, despite the fact that he literally could have gone anywhere to do this, because he is one of the best wrestlers on the planet.
That is what Day of Infamy did in SCW though, it brought to us all sorts of unexpected things. Mexicans were anything but Mexicans and now people need to wonder openly just where exactly their next cup of coffee is coming from. On this point, I used to be a never-ending source of possibilities, but sadly I am not allowed to drink coffee any longer. Sometimes things happened during Day of Infamy when there was not even a match going, like one of Boston’s favorite sons announcing his return to action when he was not even scheduled to make an appearance. I mean, speaking of things that happened during Day of Infamy can you believe that a 7-time SCW World Champion end up being pinned for the three count in the middle of the ring by someone who has yet to be in SCW for a year?
Yes, sometimes I truly surprise some people. I try not to be too excited and certainly not surprised that I won the Trios Buy in match for Team Ace by pinning of all people Syren, because I know that I have the ability to beat anyone at any given time. I will say though that without question the last 2 or 3 weeks have been the biggest of my career, first with beating Katie Steward to becoming the SCW Television Champion and following that up with pinning Syren at Day of Infamy. Although I did prove at Day of Infamy that I still have a lot to learn also, when I immediately followed up pinning Syren by getting caught by surprise and getting nailed by Jordan Majors with the Cash Out, after which she was able to finish my night easily.
Some people have said that maybe I ought to be a little upset with Jordan after she hit me by surprise like that, but you know what?
Jordan is my friend, she is my best friend Jaina’s girlfriend, and both of those things are more important than who won or lost a wrestling match, even a match like that one that I wanted so desperately to win. Let’s be honest too, I knew the rules of that match, I knew that the match was starting immediately, and in the end, I need to be more aware of my surroundings and in particular who is in the ring with me, because ultimately I only have myself to blame for being defeated if I let my guard down like I did against Jordan in the fatal four way. It’s rough having to admit that, but it is what it is and believe I will learn from that and next time we are against each other in the ring Jordan?
You already know that defeating me is not going to be that easy again, sweetie.
What that means however is I will be picking 7 out of 8 people for the first person with me two make our team for Trios Tournament. Yes, I know that it is technically supposed to be my team as I am supposed to be the captain, but as I said earlier already, I have not been in SCW for a year yet. So, say that for example Syren, who is again a 7-time SCW World Champion ends up on my team? Am I supposed to try and tell Syren that she is on my team, I am the captain and she is supposed to follow my lead and do what I say? No, and quite frankly that would be ridiculous, leaving all of her experience by the wayside and try to insist that she do what I say. Not only would that lead to fighting on our team which is going to have an awful effect on team chemistry, it is probably going to mean that our team is going to be our own worst enemy, and even I know that is not a good idea heading into the Trios Tournament.
You know what else isn’t good heading into the Trios Tournament? Having a bunch of things on my plate away from the ring to cause me different distractions.
No, I think I just need to get away, maybe finding myself dreaming, then again, dreaming can be dangerous too…..
Home of Victor and Kelsai Mason
New Orleans, Louisiana
Friday, January 31, 2020
2 am
I have been having a lot of trouble sleeping recently, and I think I know why. When Victor and I decided not too long ago to adopt a baby, a never could have guessed everything that is involved with that decision. Now there are just so many things to take into consideration, things that quite frankly Victor and I should have taken into consideration even before going to different adoption agencies as prospective parents.
That a good point, maybe Victor has already taken everything into consideration, maybe I am the one who is behind, and I am going to end up costing us a baby.
I need to wake Victor up right know so we can talk about this stuff, because this stuff is important, important to our future and having a baby.
I just feel so tired though..
So tired…
So tired…
So tired…
Uh oh, this doesn’t look like I am at home more, where the heck am I? Ok, I am looking around and it very bright and sterile. Am I in a Doctor’s office? There is Amy, reading a magazine next to my bed. I am in bed, in what appears to be a Doctor’s office. Amy is at the Doctor’s office with me? Oh my gosh, please don’t tell me that I am injured again. Let’s hope that Amy can tell me what is going on here in my dream because she is here, so I am going to ask her since I really don’t know what else to do.
Kelsai: Hey Amy.
Amy drops her magazine with a welcoming smile enveloping her face, a welcoming smile that I am very familiar with. Being that there are many things so unfamiliar here, that welcoming smile was very reassuring, even before I started talking.
Amy: Well look who finally woke up Ms. Sleepyhead. How are you doing sweetie?
Ms. Sleepyhead, so I have been sleeping, at least for a little bit. Always good to know when you haven’t been doing much sleeping.
Kelsai: How long have I been sleeping?
Amy looks down at her watch…wait a minute, Amy has a watch? Why haven’t I ever noticed this before. It looks like a nice watch I have to say. That’s good, Amy deserves to have a nice watch if that is what she wants.
Amy: (Shrugs) I don’t know, probably between 3 or 4 hours I am going to say anyway.
Excuse me Amy, but 3 or 4 hours? What kind of Doctor’s office is this anyway? That settles it I must be at the Doctor’s office for another injury. Now I am even dreaming of getting injured!
Kelsai: So, what happened to me this time?
Odd because Amy does this for me sometimes while we are discussing things, but I remembered it as having been a while, but Amy starts rubbing my back. Amy should really look into becoming a massage therapist if this managing gig in wrestling doesn’t work out.
Amy: What do you mean what happened to you this time sweetie? Everything including you is just fine, I swear.
There is nothing wrong with me, but Amy and I have spent 3 or 4 hours in the Doctor’s office. What the heck is going on here, am I in the twilight zone?
Kelsai: Well, I just assumed with you being here with me and this place looking like a Doctor’s office that I must have gotten injured again somewhere down the line, but you told me that I am fine and I know that you would not lie to me, so where are we?
She just keeps looking at me with that smile on her face, to be perfectly honest she hasn’t changed the expression at all on her face and it is startling to creep me out just a little bit, but I am never going to say that because it is Amy. No, I will just keep trying to pump her for information, which is weird because it is my dream, I should know what is going on!!
Amy: Don’t you recognize this sweetie, you should. We are in the Doctor’s office, your OBGYN’s office to be exact.
Whoa, back up! Amy is with me at my OBGYN’s office? Now this just got really weird. Clearly I need to see a psychologist, not my OBGYN.
Kelsai: Amy as much I love you, and make no mistake I do love you, this is just a touch odd here, don’t you think? Why are you are with me at my OBGYN’s office?
Still with that unchanging smile on her face, it does make me wonder, have I ever made people feel unnerved by having a smile on my face that never changes? More stuff I need to work on, right after I wake up.
Amy: (Shugs) I don’t know really, sweetie. This is your dream, you tell me why I am here with you at your OBGYN’s office?
Well, no offense Amy, but that was how do we say, helpful? At this point I really don’t have time being bogged down with things that are only going to waste my time, so sure, let’s just go with it.
Kelsai: Amy, I know that this is my dream, which of course means that I should have more information about what is going on here. Unfortunately, I am clueless on what we are doing here, so like I usually am when I am in trouble while we are awake, I am asking for your advice and hoping that you can offer me some.
She is shrugging again, which of course means that she is planning to be super helpful yet again, and I meanwhile am becoming increasingly agitated, while I am dreaming no less. This is so unlike me. This is ponderous man, really ponderous.
Amy: I really do not have an answer for you Kelsai. I wish that I did, but I just don’t have one. Try thinking about this and seeing if it will help. Think about something you have been wanting to talk to me about, but we just have not had the time to talk recently. Figure that out, and maybe you will have your answer.
Alright, Amy, what have I want to talk to you about? Sure, I can do this!
Kelsai: There are several things that we could be talking about, for example, why are we having to wait for Dr. Allen 3 to 4 hours?
That made smile on Amy’s face get even wider, as if that were possible.
Amy: Your OBGYN is Dr. Allen? I knew there was a reason that I recognized this office. I have been seeing Dr. Allen for close to twenty years!
You need to focus Amy….Oh my word, that is it, that is what this is. Amy tells me that I need to focus all of the time, and I try really hard, but I just smile and giggle a lot. Amy is here because she is showing what it is like trying to train me. Wow, I am really, really, obnoxious and Amy is so very patient. I swear, that woman is a Saint!
Kelsai: Sure Dr.Allen is a great OBGYN, but not really what we are trying to discuss right now, okay? That brings up a really good point though, again we both know that Dr. Allen is a great OBGYN, so why are we waiting for so long to see me?
She is smiling again, she has never stopped smiling exactly, but at least I why so I can at least understand what is going on a little bit better.
Amy: I really don’t understand what could be taking Dr. Allen so long, but if you want to know something interesting, did you know I can hear everything that you are saying when you are saying something in your head like you have been doing the entire time?
Wait minute, you can?
Amy: Of course I am!
Kelsai: You read my mind!
Amy: Sweetie, I am in your mind, don’t you get it? I don’t have to read your mind.
Kelsai: So why didn’t you just tell me that?! We have wasted so much time, and we could have been talking about some really important stuff, although it is really important stuff that I have absolutely no idea what it actually is now.
Amy: I guess I just didn’t think about it, but if it makes you feel any better, we don’t have to do it anymore if you really don’t want to even though it was fun making you think that I could make you read my mind. We can just talk to each other regularly like we normally would.
Kelsai: Excellent, thank you! But what are we going to talk about?
Amy: This could be a little bit off topic, or maybe not I don’t know, but we have had a lot of time to talk recently, so how have things been going between you and Victor, and the two of you trying to adopt a baby?
Kelsai: THAT IS IT!
Amy: What is it?
Kelsai: That is what we can discuss while we have so much time in the Dr. Allen’s office together, because Victor and I are going through some things with this trying to become parents and I just don’t know whether we are doing the right thing with all of this or not?
Amy: Well what have been the problems that you and Victor are experiencing talking about the adoption now?
Kelsai: Amy we have gone into three different adoption agencies and I never realized that the agencies would ask us so many questions. I thought that just because Victor and I were set financially with adopting a baby, that everything would just happen very quickly, but let me tell you Amy that is not the case.
Amy: Think about it for a minute though sweetie, would you really want something so important like adopting a baby to be so simple? That baby is going to be with those parents for the rest of its natural life. Now while money might be important, there are much more important things like love and stability that a child needs to have first before being financially secure.
Kelsai: One of the reps tried to tell me that Victor and I might have been a bad fit as parents because I work for to international wrestling promotions and that I might not have the time to devote to raising a baby too, because let’s be honest, I really do need to consider this carefully because babies do take a lot of time.
Amy: That is a very valid point you make right there sweetie and I can’t tell you which way that you should go. What has Victor had to say about all of this?
Kelsai: Well, it turned out to be a moot point because that men said some very unkind things about me and before I even had time to think about what was going on, Victor had gathered me and all of our stuff and we were gone.
Amy: What on Earth did that man have to say that made Victor so upset that he would just leave when he knows how important that these meeting are going be to the two of you possibly finding a baby. Blake? Sure, I could see Blake doing something like that, in fact if the guy said something stupid enough he might hall off and smack. But the really had to have said something pretty dense to get Victor to react like that.
Kelsai: The guy said that if I was going to continue to wrestler in both companies, that Victor might as well apply to be a stay a home, single dad because a clearly did really understand the commitment that it would take to be a Mother. Either that, or I didn’t really want a child after all in the first place.
Amy: Wow, what an arrogant…
Kelsai: But you have to admit Amy, arrogant or not, he does have a point, doesn’t he?
Amy: Sure, that guy has a point, one that should be considered thoughtfully. But there is such a thing called tact in the workplace, and clearly that guy has none of it. Yes, that is an important point, but I am so sorry that you two went through something like that. Victor should have taken you and left, and I am proud of him that he did that.
The knock at the door of the room interrupted the best conversation that Amy and I had in the the past couple of the weeks. Nothing however could have prepared us for what we were going to encounter next as this dream was about to in fact become a nightmare.
Kelsai: It’s open.
The door swings open and I am in shock, unable to speak.
Amy: What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Doctor: Yeah, so Dr. Allen is sick and will be unable to see you today Ms. Mason, and in his place here to perform your routine pelvic exam, I am Doctor….
DEREK ADONIS!
Dr. Derek: I can see that you are already with your feet in the stirrups, so let me just get a look down there and…
KABLAM!
Kelsai: NO KABLAM!...
NO KABLAM!....
NO KABLAM!...
Finally, something completely new, I can hear Victor waking me up…
Victor: Kelsai, what is going on, and why were you screaming “NO KABLAM!” I swear, if that Derek Adonis did something to you…
I reach up and hug Victor, clinging to him tightly like I am never going to let him go, nearly hysterically I am so close to out of breath.
Kelsai: I was all a dream…a terrible, awful dream.
Victor: No, I am pretty certainly that what you are being described can only be a nightmare Kelsai. Now, what is going on, and tell me everything, including why you were so terrified by Derek Adonis.
And so I do, I tell Victor everything. About Dr. Allen’s office, about Amy being there, about Amy being me, what we were discussing and finally Dr. Derek Adonis. Hearing this last part, I can see Victor smirk a little bit in the dark, for which slug him in the shoulder.
Kelsai: Derek Adonis might be my friend, but this is not funny Victor.
Victor of course nods and agrees.
Victor: No, it is not, I am sorry. Let’s go back to bed, shall we?
I want Victor to be right, but I know there is something else I know that has to be done first. Even as I am looking at the clock it doesn’t matter that is reads 3am as I am on my phone, until I get the person I was looking for on the other end as we fade…
Kelsai: Amy, you are not going to believe this!
The Time of My Life
Growing up for me was a very confusing time in that I really didn't have only one place that my Daddy and my Mama called my "home" as people think of "home" in the traditional sense. Sure we say the three of us are from Seattle, WA originally, and yes I was a proud Seattle Seahawks fan (Proud 12th man, yeah!) and my parents received all of our important mail at our Seattle address. In reality though, we really didn't spend enough time anywhere that we could have honestly called it our home. With my Daddy's career as a famous professional wrestler in full swing, and my Mama being licensed to home school me both because of the fact that they trusted her more than they trusted the public school system, and because any wanted to travel around watching my Daddy wrestle every chance that I had, we called the road home more than anyplace else for a long time.
But, the pacific northwest of the USA always felt like home to me, and so I would be remiss if I did not tell you that with this week's SCW Breakdown being in Portland, OR tomorrow night at the Moda Center, that at I feels to me like I am going home, at least a little bit. Believe me too, when I see all of those fans there in Portland, I fully expect that they will make me feel like I am in my own back yard for the way they are cheering for me in RIP city! It is such an important night for SCW too, because for the first time ever, Trios Teams for the all important Trios Tournament coming up soon in SCW are going to be drafted at least in part, with every team captain having the opportunity to draft their first team member. I of course just so happen to be one of those team captain's, number 7 out of 8 and so yes, I have a selection to make. Who I am going to choose remains to be seen, but I certainly have a couple of people in mind yes, just in case my first selection or my first six selections as the case may be get taken be before I can take them.
There is another reason however Wednesday that I am really looking forward to Portland, and SCW Breakdown event honestly, and that is because I am your SCW Television Champion! The SCW Television Champion by my way of thinking is fighting champion if there ever was one in SCW because the SCW Television Championship needs to be defended every single week on Breakdown. To most this would seem somewhat unfair because you never get a chance to rest, never have a Breakdown off as they say, but to me? I relish that opportunity. I love the fact that I can connect with every single crowd, in every single city across this country, cities that are looking to...
LET LOVE IN!
And me? I love them all! All of these people that I get the honor and privilege of performing for them in their city, this is what I do this for ok!? Yes, I want to win, I want to win more than you could ever possibly imagine, but more than anything else, I just want to perform! I want to look out into that sea of smiling faces and know that it was me who made those faces smile. That it is me who made those little girls memories come true, at least for one night, so that maybe one day they can say...
"I was there the night the Kelsai Adamson-Mason stole the show, the Kelsai had the best match on the card, and for one night, it made my dreams come true!"
Jake Starr, going into our match Wednesday night on Breakdown, what do you want? Do you want to steal the show, have the best match on the card? See Jake, I know that we can, just like I believe that you want to do that as much as I do. I remember Jake when I was 11 years old and watching you in SCW because at that time you were the man Jake, Shooting Five Starring on anything that moved and we you were at your best there never any doubt that "The Czar of The Shooting Five Star" was going to be the one that all of the fans were there to see. No, the didn't always love you, but they most certainly respected the heck out of you, because they knew coming into the arena in city after city along this county that win or lose, and much more often than not it was winning, but most importantly they knew that Jake Starr was going to give them their money's worth...
THAT JAKE STARR WAS GOING TO BE IN THE BEST MATCH ON THE CARD!
That was 11 years ago Jake, and while I am a budding superstar here in SCW myself, you?
YOU STILL HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT BE ON THE BEST MATCH ON THE CARD!
You are one my friend Jordan Majors' older brother but that is not even the point Jake. If you are just a half a step slower you don't show it because you are twice as crafty. I know that we can do this Jake which is why I am so excited. I know that we are going to be the ones making the fans smile, that our match is going to be the best match on this very loaded card because I know that you want it as bad as I do, and I can't wait.
That's why I am going to prove to all of my fans with your help win or lose that...
KELSAI LOVES ALL OF YOU!
The Doctor Is In?!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
So, there is so much that has happened in the world of professional wrestling, and yes much of happenings do include things that involve yours truly. Like did you know that apparently it is ok to be a really outstanding male wrestler, take a hiatus either because of injury or other reasons, decide to come back to the ring and continue to be part of this great sport, but if you don’t want to let all of your friends and family know that, well then I guess that is just ok, right?
Sorry, I am just a little bit frustrated with a couple of people, people that I love incredibly of course, but also people that should say something to other people so that I don’t know we can be excited for them? I digress though, I am not going to spend time getting upset with them any longer. They know who they are and to be perfectly honest I am really very excited that both of them are back, competing in the ring, and right here in an SCW ring no less, because at least where one of them was concerned for sure, competing in an SCW ring again was for him anything but a given. Therefore, taking all of that into consideration, I am really happy that he did decide to be an official member of the SCW roster once again, despite the fact that he literally could have gone anywhere to do this, because he is one of the best wrestlers on the planet.
That is what Day of Infamy did in SCW though, it brought to us all sorts of unexpected things. Mexicans were anything but Mexicans and now people need to wonder openly just where exactly their next cup of coffee is coming from. On this point, I used to be a never-ending source of possibilities, but sadly I am not allowed to drink coffee any longer. Sometimes things happened during Day of Infamy when there was not even a match going, like one of Boston’s favorite sons announcing his return to action when he was not even scheduled to make an appearance. I mean, speaking of things that happened during Day of Infamy can you believe that a 7-time SCW World Champion end up being pinned for the three count in the middle of the ring by someone who has yet to be in SCW for a year?
Yes, sometimes I truly surprise some people. I try not to be too excited and certainly not surprised that I won the Trios Buy in match for Team Ace by pinning of all people Syren, because I know that I have the ability to beat anyone at any given time. I will say though that without question the last 2 or 3 weeks have been the biggest of my career, first with beating Katie Steward to becoming the SCW Television Champion and following that up with pinning Syren at Day of Infamy. Although I did prove at Day of Infamy that I still have a lot to learn also, when I immediately followed up pinning Syren by getting caught by surprise and getting nailed by Jordan Majors with the Cash Out, after which she was able to finish my night easily.
Some people have said that maybe I ought to be a little upset with Jordan after she hit me by surprise like that, but you know what?
Jordan is my friend, she is my best friend Jaina’s girlfriend, and both of those things are more important than who won or lost a wrestling match, even a match like that one that I wanted so desperately to win. Let’s be honest too, I knew the rules of that match, I knew that the match was starting immediately, and in the end, I need to be more aware of my surroundings and in particular who is in the ring with me, because ultimately I only have myself to blame for being defeated if I let my guard down like I did against Jordan in the fatal four way. It’s rough having to admit that, but it is what it is and believe I will learn from that and next time we are against each other in the ring Jordan?
You already know that defeating me is not going to be that easy again, sweetie.
What that means however is I will be picking 7 out of 8 people for the first person with me two make our team for Trios Tournament. Yes, I know that it is technically supposed to be my team as I am supposed to be the captain, but as I said earlier already, I have not been in SCW for a year yet. So, say that for example Syren, who is again a 7-time SCW World Champion ends up on my team? Am I supposed to try and tell Syren that she is on my team, I am the captain and she is supposed to follow my lead and do what I say? No, and quite frankly that would be ridiculous, leaving all of her experience by the wayside and try to insist that she do what I say. Not only would that lead to fighting on our team which is going to have an awful effect on team chemistry, it is probably going to mean that our team is going to be our own worst enemy, and even I know that is not a good idea heading into the Trios Tournament.
You know what else isn’t good heading into the Trios Tournament? Having a bunch of things on my plate away from the ring to cause me different distractions.
No, I think I just need to get away, maybe finding myself dreaming, then again, dreaming can be dangerous too…..
Home of Victor and Kelsai Mason
New Orleans, Louisiana
Friday, January 31, 2020
2 am
I have been having a lot of trouble sleeping recently, and I think I know why. When Victor and I decided not too long ago to adopt a baby, a never could have guessed everything that is involved with that decision. Now there are just so many things to take into consideration, things that quite frankly Victor and I should have taken into consideration even before going to different adoption agencies as prospective parents.
That a good point, maybe Victor has already taken everything into consideration, maybe I am the one who is behind, and I am going to end up costing us a baby.
I need to wake Victor up right know so we can talk about this stuff, because this stuff is important, important to our future and having a baby.
I just feel so tired though..
So tired…
So tired…
So tired…
Uh oh, this doesn’t look like I am at home more, where the heck am I? Ok, I am looking around and it very bright and sterile. Am I in a Doctor’s office? There is Amy, reading a magazine next to my bed. I am in bed, in what appears to be a Doctor’s office. Amy is at the Doctor’s office with me? Oh my gosh, please don’t tell me that I am injured again. Let’s hope that Amy can tell me what is going on here in my dream because she is here, so I am going to ask her since I really don’t know what else to do.
Kelsai: Hey Amy.
Amy drops her magazine with a welcoming smile enveloping her face, a welcoming smile that I am very familiar with. Being that there are many things so unfamiliar here, that welcoming smile was very reassuring, even before I started talking.
Amy: Well look who finally woke up Ms. Sleepyhead. How are you doing sweetie?
Ms. Sleepyhead, so I have been sleeping, at least for a little bit. Always good to know when you haven’t been doing much sleeping.
Kelsai: How long have I been sleeping?
Amy looks down at her watch…wait a minute, Amy has a watch? Why haven’t I ever noticed this before. It looks like a nice watch I have to say. That’s good, Amy deserves to have a nice watch if that is what she wants.
Amy: (Shrugs) I don’t know, probably between 3 or 4 hours I am going to say anyway.
Excuse me Amy, but 3 or 4 hours? What kind of Doctor’s office is this anyway? That settles it I must be at the Doctor’s office for another injury. Now I am even dreaming of getting injured!
Kelsai: So, what happened to me this time?
Odd because Amy does this for me sometimes while we are discussing things, but I remembered it as having been a while, but Amy starts rubbing my back. Amy should really look into becoming a massage therapist if this managing gig in wrestling doesn’t work out.
Amy: What do you mean what happened to you this time sweetie? Everything including you is just fine, I swear.
There is nothing wrong with me, but Amy and I have spent 3 or 4 hours in the Doctor’s office. What the heck is going on here, am I in the twilight zone?
Kelsai: Well, I just assumed with you being here with me and this place looking like a Doctor’s office that I must have gotten injured again somewhere down the line, but you told me that I am fine and I know that you would not lie to me, so where are we?
She just keeps looking at me with that smile on her face, to be perfectly honest she hasn’t changed the expression at all on her face and it is startling to creep me out just a little bit, but I am never going to say that because it is Amy. No, I will just keep trying to pump her for information, which is weird because it is my dream, I should know what is going on!!
Amy: Don’t you recognize this sweetie, you should. We are in the Doctor’s office, your OBGYN’s office to be exact.
Whoa, back up! Amy is with me at my OBGYN’s office? Now this just got really weird. Clearly I need to see a psychologist, not my OBGYN.
Kelsai: Amy as much I love you, and make no mistake I do love you, this is just a touch odd here, don’t you think? Why are you are with me at my OBGYN’s office?
Still with that unchanging smile on her face, it does make me wonder, have I ever made people feel unnerved by having a smile on my face that never changes? More stuff I need to work on, right after I wake up.
Amy: (Shugs) I don’t know really, sweetie. This is your dream, you tell me why I am here with you at your OBGYN’s office?
Well, no offense Amy, but that was how do we say, helpful? At this point I really don’t have time being bogged down with things that are only going to waste my time, so sure, let’s just go with it.
Kelsai: Amy, I know that this is my dream, which of course means that I should have more information about what is going on here. Unfortunately, I am clueless on what we are doing here, so like I usually am when I am in trouble while we are awake, I am asking for your advice and hoping that you can offer me some.
She is shrugging again, which of course means that she is planning to be super helpful yet again, and I meanwhile am becoming increasingly agitated, while I am dreaming no less. This is so unlike me. This is ponderous man, really ponderous.
Amy: I really do not have an answer for you Kelsai. I wish that I did, but I just don’t have one. Try thinking about this and seeing if it will help. Think about something you have been wanting to talk to me about, but we just have not had the time to talk recently. Figure that out, and maybe you will have your answer.
Alright, Amy, what have I want to talk to you about? Sure, I can do this!
Kelsai: There are several things that we could be talking about, for example, why are we having to wait for Dr. Allen 3 to 4 hours?
That made smile on Amy’s face get even wider, as if that were possible.
Amy: Your OBGYN is Dr. Allen? I knew there was a reason that I recognized this office. I have been seeing Dr. Allen for close to twenty years!
You need to focus Amy….Oh my word, that is it, that is what this is. Amy tells me that I need to focus all of the time, and I try really hard, but I just smile and giggle a lot. Amy is here because she is showing what it is like trying to train me. Wow, I am really, really, obnoxious and Amy is so very patient. I swear, that woman is a Saint!
Kelsai: Sure Dr.Allen is a great OBGYN, but not really what we are trying to discuss right now, okay? That brings up a really good point though, again we both know that Dr. Allen is a great OBGYN, so why are we waiting for so long to see me?
She is smiling again, she has never stopped smiling exactly, but at least I why so I can at least understand what is going on a little bit better.
Amy: I really don’t understand what could be taking Dr. Allen so long, but if you want to know something interesting, did you know I can hear everything that you are saying when you are saying something in your head like you have been doing the entire time?
Wait minute, you can?
Amy: Of course I am!
Kelsai: You read my mind!
Amy: Sweetie, I am in your mind, don’t you get it? I don’t have to read your mind.
Kelsai: So why didn’t you just tell me that?! We have wasted so much time, and we could have been talking about some really important stuff, although it is really important stuff that I have absolutely no idea what it actually is now.
Amy: I guess I just didn’t think about it, but if it makes you feel any better, we don’t have to do it anymore if you really don’t want to even though it was fun making you think that I could make you read my mind. We can just talk to each other regularly like we normally would.
Kelsai: Excellent, thank you! But what are we going to talk about?
Amy: This could be a little bit off topic, or maybe not I don’t know, but we have had a lot of time to talk recently, so how have things been going between you and Victor, and the two of you trying to adopt a baby?
Kelsai: THAT IS IT!
Amy: What is it?
Kelsai: That is what we can discuss while we have so much time in the Dr. Allen’s office together, because Victor and I are going through some things with this trying to become parents and I just don’t know whether we are doing the right thing with all of this or not?
Amy: Well what have been the problems that you and Victor are experiencing talking about the adoption now?
Kelsai: Amy we have gone into three different adoption agencies and I never realized that the agencies would ask us so many questions. I thought that just because Victor and I were set financially with adopting a baby, that everything would just happen very quickly, but let me tell you Amy that is not the case.
Amy: Think about it for a minute though sweetie, would you really want something so important like adopting a baby to be so simple? That baby is going to be with those parents for the rest of its natural life. Now while money might be important, there are much more important things like love and stability that a child needs to have first before being financially secure.
Kelsai: One of the reps tried to tell me that Victor and I might have been a bad fit as parents because I work for to international wrestling promotions and that I might not have the time to devote to raising a baby too, because let’s be honest, I really do need to consider this carefully because babies do take a lot of time.
Amy: That is a very valid point you make right there sweetie and I can’t tell you which way that you should go. What has Victor had to say about all of this?
Kelsai: Well, it turned out to be a moot point because that men said some very unkind things about me and before I even had time to think about what was going on, Victor had gathered me and all of our stuff and we were gone.
Amy: What on Earth did that man have to say that made Victor so upset that he would just leave when he knows how important that these meeting are going be to the two of you possibly finding a baby. Blake? Sure, I could see Blake doing something like that, in fact if the guy said something stupid enough he might hall off and smack. But the really had to have said something pretty dense to get Victor to react like that.
Kelsai: The guy said that if I was going to continue to wrestler in both companies, that Victor might as well apply to be a stay a home, single dad because a clearly did really understand the commitment that it would take to be a Mother. Either that, or I didn’t really want a child after all in the first place.
Amy: Wow, what an arrogant…
Kelsai: But you have to admit Amy, arrogant or not, he does have a point, doesn’t he?
Amy: Sure, that guy has a point, one that should be considered thoughtfully. But there is such a thing called tact in the workplace, and clearly that guy has none of it. Yes, that is an important point, but I am so sorry that you two went through something like that. Victor should have taken you and left, and I am proud of him that he did that.
The knock at the door of the room interrupted the best conversation that Amy and I had in the the past couple of the weeks. Nothing however could have prepared us for what we were going to encounter next as this dream was about to in fact become a nightmare.
Kelsai: It’s open.
The door swings open and I am in shock, unable to speak.
Amy: What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Doctor: Yeah, so Dr. Allen is sick and will be unable to see you today Ms. Mason, and in his place here to perform your routine pelvic exam, I am Doctor….
DEREK ADONIS!
Dr. Derek: I can see that you are already with your feet in the stirrups, so let me just get a look down there and…
KABLAM!
Kelsai: NO KABLAM!...
NO KABLAM!....
NO KABLAM!...
Finally, something completely new, I can hear Victor waking me up…
Victor: Kelsai, what is going on, and why were you screaming “NO KABLAM!” I swear, if that Derek Adonis did something to you…
I reach up and hug Victor, clinging to him tightly like I am never going to let him go, nearly hysterically I am so close to out of breath.
Kelsai: I was all a dream…a terrible, awful dream.
Victor: No, I am pretty certainly that what you are being described can only be a nightmare Kelsai. Now, what is going on, and tell me everything, including why you were so terrified by Derek Adonis.
And so I do, I tell Victor everything. About Dr. Allen’s office, about Amy being there, about Amy being me, what we were discussing and finally Dr. Derek Adonis. Hearing this last part, I can see Victor smirk a little bit in the dark, for which slug him in the shoulder.
Kelsai: Derek Adonis might be my friend, but this is not funny Victor.
Victor of course nods and agrees.
Victor: No, it is not, I am sorry. Let’s go back to bed, shall we?
I want Victor to be right, but I know there is something else I know that has to be done first. Even as I am looking at the clock it doesn’t matter that is reads 3am as I am on my phone, until I get the person I was looking for on the other end as we fade…
Kelsai: Amy, you are not going to believe this!
The Time of My Life
Growing up for me was a very confusing time in that I really didn't have only one place that my Daddy and my Mama called my "home" as people think of "home" in the traditional sense. Sure we say the three of us are from Seattle, WA originally, and yes I was a proud Seattle Seahawks fan (Proud 12th man, yeah!) and my parents received all of our important mail at our Seattle address. In reality though, we really didn't spend enough time anywhere that we could have honestly called it our home. With my Daddy's career as a famous professional wrestler in full swing, and my Mama being licensed to home school me both because of the fact that they trusted her more than they trusted the public school system, and because any wanted to travel around watching my Daddy wrestle every chance that I had, we called the road home more than anyplace else for a long time.
But, the pacific northwest of the USA always felt like home to me, and so I would be remiss if I did not tell you that with this week's SCW Breakdown being in Portland, OR tomorrow night at the Moda Center, that at I feels to me like I am going home, at least a little bit. Believe me too, when I see all of those fans there in Portland, I fully expect that they will make me feel like I am in my own back yard for the way they are cheering for me in RIP city! It is such an important night for SCW too, because for the first time ever, Trios Teams for the all important Trios Tournament coming up soon in SCW are going to be drafted at least in part, with every team captain having the opportunity to draft their first team member. I of course just so happen to be one of those team captain's, number 7 out of 8 and so yes, I have a selection to make. Who I am going to choose remains to be seen, but I certainly have a couple of people in mind yes, just in case my first selection or my first six selections as the case may be get taken be before I can take them.
There is another reason however Wednesday that I am really looking forward to Portland, and SCW Breakdown event honestly, and that is because I am your SCW Television Champion! The SCW Television Champion by my way of thinking is fighting champion if there ever was one in SCW because the SCW Television Championship needs to be defended every single week on Breakdown. To most this would seem somewhat unfair because you never get a chance to rest, never have a Breakdown off as they say, but to me? I relish that opportunity. I love the fact that I can connect with every single crowd, in every single city across this country, cities that are looking to...
LET LOVE IN!
And me? I love them all! All of these people that I get the honor and privilege of performing for them in their city, this is what I do this for ok!? Yes, I want to win, I want to win more than you could ever possibly imagine, but more than anything else, I just want to perform! I want to look out into that sea of smiling faces and know that it was me who made those faces smile. That it is me who made those little girls memories come true, at least for one night, so that maybe one day they can say...
"I was there the night the Kelsai Adamson-Mason stole the show, the Kelsai had the best match on the card, and for one night, it made my dreams come true!"
Jake Starr, going into our match Wednesday night on Breakdown, what do you want? Do you want to steal the show, have the best match on the card? See Jake, I know that we can, just like I believe that you want to do that as much as I do. I remember Jake when I was 11 years old and watching you in SCW because at that time you were the man Jake, Shooting Five Starring on anything that moved and we you were at your best there never any doubt that "The Czar of The Shooting Five Star" was going to be the one that all of the fans were there to see. No, the didn't always love you, but they most certainly respected the heck out of you, because they knew coming into the arena in city after city along this county that win or lose, and much more often than not it was winning, but most importantly they knew that Jake Starr was going to give them their money's worth...
THAT JAKE STARR WAS GOING TO BE IN THE BEST MATCH ON THE CARD!
That was 11 years ago Jake, and while I am a budding superstar here in SCW myself, you?
YOU STILL HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT BE ON THE BEST MATCH ON THE CARD!
You are one my friend Jordan Majors' older brother but that is not even the point Jake. If you are just a half a step slower you don't show it because you are twice as crafty. I know that we can do this Jake which is why I am so excited. I know that we are going to be the ones making the fans smile, that our match is going to be the best match on this very loaded card because I know that you want it as bad as I do, and I can't wait.
That's why I am going to prove to all of my fans with your help win or lose that...
KELSAI LOVES ALL OF YOU!