09-18-2018, 10:21 AM
Flesh Bag? Hunger?
Lady..... I think you need a Cheeseburger....
The scene opens to Total Terror on the telephone.
Terror: Hi, is this Linda Blair? Yes, Ms Blair, I wanted to alert you to a possible copyright infringement on your Regan character in the Exorcist. Yes, her name is Kordellia Amida and she wrestles in Supreme..... Hello? Ms. Blair? hmmmmm must have gotten disconnected.
Terror turns and faces the camera. He uses one finger to move his sunglasses down his face, slightly exposing his eyes. He pauses, then pushes them back into place.
Terror: You want to roll the bones, you Regan wannabe? Toss them, have them tell you what to do? Jesus Christ, haven't you ever heard of JoJo's Psychic hotline? Phone a friend? Chat Roulette? Who is the bloody hell talks to bones? It's no wonder you don't have any friends. They think you are bat sh*t crazy....
And They Aren't Wrong.
Terror: You'll know in an instant if I am something more then a mortal flesh bag.... You'll know just before that instant that my size 12 boot is making a mess of that thing you call a face. You are hungry? Well I got lots of fists and elbows you can eat. You can call me a Meat bag, flesh bag, Tote bag, hand bag, ANY bag you want. The fact is I will go up one side of you and down the other, making sure you feel every inch of pain along the way. The only fear I have in regards to you......
I Sure Hope I Don't Catch Crazy.
Terror: At Breakdown the flow will be simple. A$$ kicking to you, More A$$ kicking, I let you hit me a few times (I'd feel bad if I didn't).....
Fear Factor
Terrorizer
1...2....3.
Bring your Best, leave at your worst.
Let The Exorcism Begin.