The Case of the Identity of Ricky James (An Investigation)

[Peyton Rice]

This next one is pretty big. Omar has a lot in common with Ricky James. He has a huge amount of experience in writing non-American characters.

Now, is there a difference between Puerto Ricans and Mexicans?

Yes.

BUT NOT ENOUGH OF A DIFFERENCE!

Xiomara and Lucy Huckabee-Sanders could basically be sisters.

You’re probably thinking, “wait, Omar has too many characters, he couldn’t run another one”! Well, you’re wrong. Omar is not human. He’s The Iron Chef. He can run tons of characters.

Omar is now a PRIME SUSPECT.

So, yeah, honestly, it’s not looking good for Omar. I mean, similar roleplay formats. Omar’s characters tend to be a bit extreme, much like Ricky James. Omar writes powerful women, like LHS.

You’re probably wondering why Omar is not being upgraded to an ULTRA PRIME SUSPECT.

I’ll tell you why.

Omar is not Ricky James.

Why? It has to be Omar, right?

No. You’re wrong. You’re so wrong.

It comes down to length. Omar is incapable of writing a short roleplay. What do we know of Ricky James? His roleplays are short. Short, but sweet? Sure. But… short.

Omar has been eliminated.



LMAO....

This is very true, I have jitters if my Rp's are under 8K.