The Jackass & Big Ass Connection vs. Frozen Hell
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Ooc: Had some personal stuff happen that's completely derailed any ideas I had for what I intended to do for this. Good luck regardless!

Well…

It seems like things really do come full circle in all walks of life, eh?

(I smile slightly)

Yeah, think about it! I know that a lot of you have trouble doing that since you choose to follow the latest trends like the sheeple you are, and 'believe' everything you're told… But just humour me, huh? Remember when against all odds Kandis and I won the tag titles and once we lost them in ridiculous fashion, were pretty much told that in spite of us being the MVPs of the division, we would have to wait in line for a rematch whilst all the scrubs coming out of the woodwork jumped the line and were given their moment in the limelight that was forced off of the real talent and shone on them for some reason? What, you don't remember? Not surprising really… You weren't told to think for yourselves at the time so I guess it's forgiveable… Well here's another question then in that case as selective memory can only get you so far… Do you remember then that my beautiful girlfriend and I vowed to put the whole division on notice because of the biased actions that management took to not give us what we deserved? The casualties of our war to show the company that we wouldn't stand back and be silent… They were many, ranging from the lauded Wonderland to one half of the new tag team champions, Lucas Knight and our esteemed 'infallible' World Champion without the asterisk beside it, David Helms… We didn't discriminate after we told every single one of you that we would wreck the place since we weren't able to get what we wanted…

And now in the wake of the Tag League Tournament that is currently taking place, it seems like a bit of deja vu doesn't it? Though the circumstances are slightly different, the end result is the same… We can't get what we want for whatever reason you want to come up with, so we're making sure that everyone else suffers… We told each and every one of you AGAIN what we were and are going to do… And what do you know, we were ignored once again… So how do you think everyone in that cute Adrenaline Title Contendership clusterfuck felt after not heeding our warning? They had no idea we were coming and could do jack shit about the devestation we caused. It was a beautiful moment that I think I will rewatch over and over for a LONG time! But before I get too carried away in my reverie, I should also point out there's also another thing that has come full circle in the company is that The Connection have to tussle with Frozen Hell once again in spite of the fact I was hoping to never have to deal with the gruesome twosome ever again, just for my own sanity!

Now don't get me wrong, it still makes me sick to my stomach thinking about all the showboating the two of you will inevitably do going into this bout, and the reminding of how you gained your only victory against all odds and made sure the woman who can do no wrong got her precious Supreme Champion status and so has her excuse to no longer give a shit about the division that Tommy Valentine helped rebuild, and The Connection have taken to new heights… Which is just as well isn't it?

(I couldn't help but smirk despite the obvious comeback that they could and probably WOULD make either before or after they heard what I had to say, but fuck it. The truth hurts and deep down she'd know I was right)

Everyone thought that the two of you would romp home in this thing, hey… I'm not gonna lie, even yours truly thought you might keep hold of those titles that Kandis and I will turn our attentions to in due time… But looks like Slick and Slicker blessedly had your number when it matters and as much as I wanted The Connection to be the ones to take the belts from your downed and defeated hands, I'll settle for taking them from Chris and Lucas if they have them when we come to take our pound of flesh… We'd even planned for this to be a match for the titles we were that confident you'd back up all the bullshit you spew collectively when trying to convince everyone you care about anything other than goldlust, so you can imagine our surprise when we watched you both choke in the dying seconds of that barn burner of a match… So yeah, it was a strange moment… A bittersweet one if you excuse the obscure pun… We were ecstatic that the two of you were given the overdue shot that took you back down to earth, but gutted that we have to wait that bit longer now to become four time tag team champions… But you know what they say about good things, and we can be very patient on that score… But on the bright side, that means that as much as it's bad news for us… It's VERY bad news for the two of you, because that pretty much means we have no use for towing the line in this thing… I've made life more than a misery for the Helms and anyone associated with them… I've faced the Executioner's worst and came into work the next week practically unscathed in spite of what he tried telling the world… Sorry about the loss to him by the way Selena, shit happens… But yeah, I've even contributed towards taking out the immortal David Helms for a little while and saved us from a few months of needless hypocritical drivel… So this match?

(I smile again)

Is simply going to be about us furthering our message. I don't need to dig deep and reveal anymore of the shit that you all wanted hidden from the public because I've PROVEN that you're all far from saints despite what you want them to think. The two of you? You're not special, you're a pair of opportunistic mongrels that came together to maximise your chances of carrying gold and have ultimately ended up with none… Now Kandis and I get to pick the bones and have our fun. With nothing to gain, we have nothing to lose and can enjoy ourselves knocking the two of you down a few more pegs and not have to worry about silly things like rules… Like titles… Like accolades, to get in the way of a good old fashioned ass whooping that the two of you are well in need of, even after the mildly disappointing time you've both had of things lately. I want to say some inspirational mumbo jumbo about seeing that there's now a chink in the previously thought to be invincible armour, but let's not pretend ladies… That Kandis and I were the first to find it and exploit the holy fuck out of it! And in this match on Breakdown, we're going to take a crowbar to that armour, metaphorically or maybe even physically; who knows! We are going to use what we've already learnt about two creatures of habit and make the lives of Frozen Hell… A living Hell!

See what I did there?

But seriously, ladies… You can forget about this match being something that is just a formality for you because by the time we're done, you just might not be able to make it further in the tournament… Just ask David how serious I am when I put my mind to it… Or maybe ask Asher Hayes just how empty our promises are when we make them… We may statistically be out of the running for the Tag League, but trust me when I say that the chances of us doing some serious damage to SCW's darlings… Are very much alive and kicking. So bring us your best, spout the usual shit, come out swinging… And we will make sure that by hook or by crook you'll be left Knee Deep in trouble, with only the stars you'll be seeing, as company…

See you in the ring.
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SCW Achievements

SCW Television Champion (x3)
SCW Tag Team Champion /w Kandis (x4)
SCW Tag Team Champion /w David Helms (x2)
SCW Tag Team Champion /w Jake Starr (x1)
SCW United States Champion (x1)
SCW Underground Champion (x2)
SCW World Heavyweight Champion (x1)
A Founding Member Of "The Connection"
A Founding Member Of "The Next Level"
Ranked 7th in the 2009 Taking Hold Of The Flame Battle Royal
Conquered The Thunderdome...and CHBK


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RE: The Jackass & Big Ass Connection vs. Frozen Hell - by Thomas Valentine - 12-15-2020, 06:22 PM

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