Selena Frost & Deanna Frost vs. Kimberly Williams & Marie Jones

[The Matt]

OOC: promo only
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Marie Jones

You know, Shaun, you may be a legend in professional wrestling, and you may be very good at what you do, but for all of your talent, you are still very stupid. Kimberly and I tried being subtle about everything at first. We beat around the bush regarding what we wanted. When it was obvious that you couldn’t take a hint we started to tell you outright what we really wanted. And that’s where the frustration really comes from; other people in SCW, people like Kandis, or Glory, or Holly Adams, they beg, plead, and demand for world title shots and they get them again and again and again. My sister actually said point blank that not only does she NOT want a world title match, but she wants nothing to do with Selena Frost any longer. So using the brilliant SCW logic of “HEY, IF I BEG ENOUGH I’LL GET WHAT I WANT”...since it works for everyone else, we figured it would work for Kim, right?

No. You keep shoving Kim into the world title picture and she doesn’t even want to be there. And I heard what you said at Retribution, Cruze. The whole guilt trip, right? There are sooooo many people who would kill for a world title match. Newsflash, ya moron, Kim isn’t one of them. She doesn’t care about being the World Champion. She doesn’t need to be the World Champion in order to prove that she is one of the best pure wrestlers in the world. Kim never wanted a world title shot and she never will want a world title match. So why not give that prestigious title shot to one of those leeches out there “who would kill” for a title shot?

In fact, you have Kandis who has been begging for this title shot for months now. Why not put her and her boy toy Tommy against Frosty and her perky sidekick? Give Kandis what she wants. Little miss pure goodie-goodie Selena surely wouldn’t turn down her challenge. So make the match. It makes sense, right? But instead of making the match that makes sense you put me and Kim against Frosty and her bitch…again…it just makes no logical sense. It makes me wonder why you made this match?

Now I know a thing or two about business. And my sister, her self-admitted insane antics certainly is a ratings draw. Seriously, how many people tuned in to Breakdown to see if Kim really would set the television title on fire? How many people tuned in to see if Kim actually did urinate on the television title? And after kidnapping and torturing four people live on television, how many people tuned in the next several weeks just to see how much further Kim would push the envelop? Kim is obviously your best draw. She makes SCW money. So maybe your motivation behind continually putting Kim in these main event scenarios against Selena Frost is just because Kim equals cash.

Then another thought came to my mind. Maybe Selena Frost is pulling your strings? Selena does call herself The Face of SCW. And here I thought I was arrogant for nicknaming myself The Crown Jewel of Professional Wrestling, but obviously Frosty takes the cake. But if Selena truly is The Face of SCW then maybe you, Shaun, are protecting your investment. You are keeping The Face of SCW happy by giving her whatever she wants. She went to you and said she wants to fight Twin Magic again. She still wants more revenge for our kidnapping of Deanna. Is that it? And if it is just all about revenge then maybe I should speak directly to Frosty.

Look, Frosty, take a hint…Kim wants nothing to do with you. I might be interested in fighting you again someday, but it would have to be one on one with that World Title on the line. Unlike Kim, I WOULD like to be world champion someday. The SCW World Title is one of just two titles I need to become Supreme Champion. But this dumb little tag team match? I’m not interested in it and neither is Kim. You want revenge? How about we just send you a check, a ham, and a nice little Hallmark card that says “I’m Sorry For Kidnapping Your Wife”? Is that good enough for you, Frosty? If not, then too damn bad, because you will not get myself or Kim inside the ring.

That’s right, ladies and germs. Twin Magic will not be there in Sacramento, California. In fact, we will be watching Breakdown from Boston, Massachusetts. That’s where we will be. We will not show up for the match and the Frosties can just take the win via forfeit. Kim wants ONE thing and one thing only, she wants a shot at the Underground Championship. And as a former champion who never got a rematch, she deserves a shot. Plus, the champion himself, Konrad, has already agreed to defend the title against her. Those two facts alone should be enough to convince Cruze to make the match. But even besides that, Kim had said she had no problem EARNING an Underground Title Match. She would fight Konrad non-title in order to earn that match…oh but wait, she already DID fight him non-title, and WON…there again is another reason why you should just go ahead and give Kim what she wants.

So that’s why you beloved fans won’t get to see my sister Kimberly on Breakdown. We aren’t going to wrestle. We aren’t going to show up. What are you going to do about it, Cruze?

Kimberly Williams

Don’t get me wrong, Juneau. I have enjoyed our back and forth playdates. I have enjoyed hurting you and I have enjoyed being hurt by you. It has truly been an honor and a privilege to throw down with The Face of SCW. But like I said in the lead up to Retribution, this was never about the championship….not for little old me. It was about sending a message. That message is something we actually agree on, Frosties. You admitted yourselves that the SCW World Championship had been tainted by chicanery, shenanigans, and backstage politics for far too long. The prestige of the championship had been tainted by the stain of lying, cheating, and stealing just to get the title and then continued cheating to keep it. You and I agree on that, Juneau. The only difference is that in your deluded mind, you believe that you somehow can redeem that championship. You somehow believe that you can restore its prestige, its honor, and respectability. You believe you can wash away that stain upon the gold.

You are living in a fantasy land, Juneau. I see the truth and the truth is that the championship is beyond saving. Too many bad precedents have been set. Too many silly rules are broken, and not just by the so-called villains of SCW but by management itself. Had the “rules” been followed to the letter of the law, Holly Adams would have won the title by disqualification at Body, Heart, and Soul.

You are a true white knight, Juneau. You cannot be tainted or soiled. You are pure. I believe that. Unfortunately for every pure individual like you there are ten more crooks, scumbags, and sleazeballs out there like Holly Adams or Kandis willing to do anything and everything, willing to break every rule out there, in order to take that title away from you. Just look at Retribution. You were hoping that Retribution would be the time in which respectability and honor was restored to the title. But let’s face it, would you have advanced through to the second heat, to double jeopardy, had it not been for Holly Adams screwing Autumn…and incidentally me…out of the win? Did you really DESERVE to be in the second phase? If you are honest with yourself, Juneau, and I know that you are honest, you will admit that the answer is NO…you cannot truthfully say that you belonged in the second phase. Holly put you there. Yet again, the World Championship outcome, and the reign itself, is tainted.

But even if we were to overlook that one incident, even if you do eventually restore honor and respectability to that SCW World Title, let’s face facts, you will not be champion forever. Eventually someone will come along and take it from you…and they won’t do it the right way, they won’t play by the rules. Do you think Cid Turner, Holly Adams, Kandis, or Syren care about winning the world title the right way? No, they care about being world champion by any means necessary. You know it is true, Juneau. You know that when you lose that title, that it will once again be tainted.

That’s why I said the SCW World Championship is beyond saving. It cannot be salvaged. Its prestige is forever lost, Juneau. It may be a harsh truth but it is a true statement. The SCW World Title should just be done away with. Bury its legacy and start all over. It’s the only fair way to set things right, the best way to restore balance. You see, Juneau, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

And that’s why I want nothing further to do with you, Juneau. I have already proven my point. Anyone with at least one functioning brain cell can look at what has happened with the world title the past few months, what I have said about the world title the past few weeks, and what happened at Retribution, and they will see that I am absolutely correct. I may not have beaten you physically but I have definitely won the intellectual debate, Juneau. And I have no further need to fight you or Deanna.

I want Konrad Raab…or as I prefer to call him, Oktoberfest…and I want him for the Underground Championship. That’s what I want. The Underground division is the only division that is untainted. It is the only division without rules and thus it is the only division that is truly fair. If Shaun Cruiserweight wants this half-assed tag match between the Frosties and Twin Magic to happen then I want a promise, in writing, that eventually I will get an Underground Title Match. Then Marie and I will compete. If we don’t get that? Well like Marie said, we just won’t show up to Sacramento for Breakdown and you, Juneau, just will have to live with the fact that you won’t get your revenge.