06-15-2023, 05:48 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-17-2023, 06:58 AM by Sal Darius.)
Scene 2
The camera opens in an outdoor circumstance, where a bus was parked and its door was opening. It was ‘The King of the world of hearts’ who was welcoming his guest who happened to be the cameraman of the 20-year-old legendary promotion Supreme Championship Wrestling.
Sal: Gentlefolk! Here is your boy and this is his bus. Come on in!
The camera follows Sal getting onto his bus, while he was holding his protein shake bottle, wearing his flowery pattern boxers, with slippers on his feet, and roaming around half naked.
Sal: Well, you know how hard I work. Usually, wrestlers say ‘How hard we work’ but no that’s bullshit. I work hard than any other pro wrestler in the locker room, that’s why none of them look like me, but anyway. I am here to give you my bus tour. As I don’t go home, so this is my home. Check that basket out, on the right side. Yeah, that one (while pointing the index finger). This basket has more than 500+ panties in it, I do them and then I keep them. Red panties are my favorite, but there are many other fancy ones. So, it is not even about the panties, it's about the mamas. So yeah, I perform from every part of my body. Not only with the hands, knees, and locks, like these dumbasses. Keep following me. On the opposite side, it is my LED and some gaming stuff. I watch some of my old fights, back from the days when I was not this much ripped and my family didn’t believe in me. That’s why, all these superstars in the company are not on my level. Many fight fans think, that a chip on your shoulder means that you’re the best in the business. I don’t believe in any of that crap, because, unlike these losers. I wasn’t gifted a wrestling ring to get better in. A lot of hard work has been put into my career. I have been my coach, doctor, dietitian, masseuse, and therapist. No nepotism or backing up. All hard work!! Blood, sweat, and tears. But anyway, I got some amazing matches recorded. I am not even talking about my matches, but if we calculate the times I have stepped into the ring. Huh! That would be 1000 times more than Religious Wright ever wrestled. Can’t believe who they are making me compete against. So, that’s the LED and some coo documented stuff. Come on let me show you, my fridge.
Darius bends down and opens his small fridge.
Sal: Yeah so, there are some vegetables. Some protein, it's just the basic stuff. Do you know? But ohh, you know what are those? (Sal points his index fingers towards some mini size small ice cube tray)
The camera widens its lens and focuses on the tray.
Sal: Yeah, let me take that out (Sal grabs the tray and shows it on camera). This is a valuable asset, now see. You guys eat shit, drink shit, and can’t sleep because your asses are depressed anyway. DRINK THESE! Just a little in the smoothies. I bet after I beat Wright’s ass, the sister in his church would be having these shots. Maybe, the shots will be straight away from the plant. But you need these too, trust me. Super recommendable!
Sal Darius opens the fridge, places the tray in, and faces back towards the camera.
Sal: The other stuff is basic; you honestly don’t want to see that. It's just my bedroom, moving forward. But you need to see that. Right now, I need to shower and deal with some media shit.
‘The Freaky Darius’ looks through his aviators and smiles with his pearly whites facing the camera. The screen starts fading away and the SCW Breakdown sponsor commercial starts being played.
The camera comes back to life and at the same place, a man was sitting next to Sal inside the bus. Two suited gentlemen were seen in the setting.
Interviewer: Hello everyone! This is Alex from fight world and today we are covering the man who has dominated the world of wrestling. ‘The Freaky Darius’ Sal Darius. Sal, how are you?
Sal: Good, how about you?
Interviewer: I am good too. Sal, we have seen you in the previous promotions and many expected a lot from you. But can I say, that you’ve not proved yourself as a pro wrestler in SCW?
Sal: Well, that doesn’t matter. I mean, I was focusing on my onlyfans and some other business stuff.
Interviewer: What business stuff, exactly are you talking about?
Sal: Well, I am a sperm donor and my shots are the best. They have got it tested in the labs and believe me I have a lot to sell. My system is full of fluids.
Interviewer: Oh!! Alright!! So, Sal, we all know how hard it was for you to make it as a pro wrestler. No backing up, and no wrestling background. You were a kid, who was plum and bullied in the teenage. How tough it all has been for you?
Sal: Quite tough!! Do you see me? You see my athletic build and performance. That’s all hard work!!
Interviewer: Certainly sir, that is. Do you talk to your family?
Sal: I have this love/hate relationship with them, but it is what it is. I am doing this all for the future Darius generation. Who is going to conquer the wrestling world? See, I have broken the stereotypical mindset in my family. My fam is full of doctors and engineers. I am the only big deal in there, who followed his passion and went against everyone. They used to talk shit, that how academic is super important and now they see me supporting me in my matches.
Interviewer: Do they come into the arena to support you?
Sal: Nah, I don’t allow them. I don’t help them in getting the passes and all. If they want to, they shall buy the tickets and go through the whole process.
Interviewer: Why not?
Sal: Because they weren’t with me when I was sleeping in my car with a broken window. They weren’t with me when I was jobless and my father kicked me out of the house. Only because he wanted me to become a sports journalist. I always knew I had it in me and I was capable of more.
Interviewer: Right!! What went wrong in the flame battle royal?
Sal: Nothing really, I just lost the focus and Lyman had me. But you will see me, achieving special things shortly.
Interviewer: Does it offend you? That they are making you fight against Religious Wright?
Sal: That’s what I have been talking about all the time!! Give me big money fights, not these clowns.
Interviewer: Well, some fans are thinking you may lose this as well.
Sal: Nah, they just think wrestling is an entertainment business. I am not an entertainer, I am here to hurt every motherfucker who comes in front of me.
Interviewer: Well, sir you can’t talk like that on our channel.
Sal: Ohh, well let me put it this way. I don’t care if I win the fight or not. I am going to burst Wright’s head along with Douglas's brother and the rest of his stupid Christian community. See, this isn’t a tv show. This is fighting business and I make money by mauling my opponents. This is my butter and bread. Wrestling came to me before, I turned into a public figure and a businessman. Understand that.
Interviewer: Okay, but people are doubting you because of your past performances.
Sal: I don’t care. Religious Wright, should bring his bible verses along with him. He really should bring everyone. Even his wife or Selena. He should bring everybody with him. Because if it is only going to be me and him. He is going to get killed in there.
Interviewer: What are the plans after you win this fight?
Sal: They still want me, so maybe more panties!
Interviewer: Oh okay, we are looking for some inspiration from this interview. Hahaha!! What advice would you give to your fans?
Sal: Work hard, live life, grab the popcorn, and log into Netflix because my documentary is coming soon!
Interviewer: Oh wow!! You heard that folks!! Well, good luck Sal.
Sal: Luck? No wait.
The camera widens its lens and focuses on Sal.
Sal: Religious Wright! I am taking a piece of you with me tonight!!
Interviewer: Oh okay!! Thank you for your time, Sal.
Sal: Thanks for having me. Goodbye.
Scene 3
The backstage was being set by the SCW staff, while out of nowhere Sal was seen with his luggage entering into the arena.
SCW Official: Sir the locker rooms are not ready yet, you can’t be here.
Sal: Oh, I am sorry.
Sal takes a long stare at the SCW official, grabs him by the neck, and gets him against the wall.
Sal: How fucking dare you!?
Darius slowly starts losing his grip and realizes that he is doing wrong.
Sal: Oh you know what? I am sorry man. I really shouldn’t. I am going.
The staff member gets confused and scared. While Sal was adjusting his outfit and cleaning the dust off of official's suit.
Sal: I am sorry, I am just adjusting your outfit. This is a great suit, I respect you, man. I mean you guys work your asses off, to set arenas for us.
SCW Official: Yes, thank you, sir!!
Sal: You’re welcome, just continue I am out.
Sal gets out of the scene, while the staff member starts giving instructions to the security member. Out of nowhere ‘The Freaky Darius’ grabs the official by the back of his neck and shatters his face onto a small titantron!! Sal sits on top of him and viciously starts throwing ruthless jabs into his face. While the room gets all heated up. The blood was bursting out of the official’s head and Sal's knuckles.
Officials: SECURITY!! SECURITYY!!! GET THIS MAN OUT OF HERE!!
Some security members get Sal and start taking him out of the arena.
Sal: HAHAHAHAHA! RELIGIOUS WRIGHT. I WILL PUT THIS BLOODY FIST IN YOUR FACE TODAYYY!! HAHAHAHA!! YOU THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST MEE!! I WILL BURRY YOU!!
Darius with his devilish grin gets pulled out of the arena by the security and the screen turns dark.
The camera opens in an outdoor circumstance, where a bus was parked and its door was opening. It was ‘The King of the world of hearts’ who was welcoming his guest who happened to be the cameraman of the 20-year-old legendary promotion Supreme Championship Wrestling.
Sal: Gentlefolk! Here is your boy and this is his bus. Come on in!
The camera follows Sal getting onto his bus, while he was holding his protein shake bottle, wearing his flowery pattern boxers, with slippers on his feet, and roaming around half naked.
Sal: Well, you know how hard I work. Usually, wrestlers say ‘How hard we work’ but no that’s bullshit. I work hard than any other pro wrestler in the locker room, that’s why none of them look like me, but anyway. I am here to give you my bus tour. As I don’t go home, so this is my home. Check that basket out, on the right side. Yeah, that one (while pointing the index finger). This basket has more than 500+ panties in it, I do them and then I keep them. Red panties are my favorite, but there are many other fancy ones. So, it is not even about the panties, it's about the mamas. So yeah, I perform from every part of my body. Not only with the hands, knees, and locks, like these dumbasses. Keep following me. On the opposite side, it is my LED and some gaming stuff. I watch some of my old fights, back from the days when I was not this much ripped and my family didn’t believe in me. That’s why, all these superstars in the company are not on my level. Many fight fans think, that a chip on your shoulder means that you’re the best in the business. I don’t believe in any of that crap, because, unlike these losers. I wasn’t gifted a wrestling ring to get better in. A lot of hard work has been put into my career. I have been my coach, doctor, dietitian, masseuse, and therapist. No nepotism or backing up. All hard work!! Blood, sweat, and tears. But anyway, I got some amazing matches recorded. I am not even talking about my matches, but if we calculate the times I have stepped into the ring. Huh! That would be 1000 times more than Religious Wright ever wrestled. Can’t believe who they are making me compete against. So, that’s the LED and some coo documented stuff. Come on let me show you, my fridge.
Darius bends down and opens his small fridge.
Sal: Yeah so, there are some vegetables. Some protein, it's just the basic stuff. Do you know? But ohh, you know what are those? (Sal points his index fingers towards some mini size small ice cube tray)
The camera widens its lens and focuses on the tray.
Sal: Yeah, let me take that out (Sal grabs the tray and shows it on camera). This is a valuable asset, now see. You guys eat shit, drink shit, and can’t sleep because your asses are depressed anyway. DRINK THESE! Just a little in the smoothies. I bet after I beat Wright’s ass, the sister in his church would be having these shots. Maybe, the shots will be straight away from the plant. But you need these too, trust me. Super recommendable!
Sal Darius opens the fridge, places the tray in, and faces back towards the camera.
Sal: The other stuff is basic; you honestly don’t want to see that. It's just my bedroom, moving forward. But you need to see that. Right now, I need to shower and deal with some media shit.
‘The Freaky Darius’ looks through his aviators and smiles with his pearly whites facing the camera. The screen starts fading away and the SCW Breakdown sponsor commercial starts being played.
The camera comes back to life and at the same place, a man was sitting next to Sal inside the bus. Two suited gentlemen were seen in the setting.
Interviewer: Hello everyone! This is Alex from fight world and today we are covering the man who has dominated the world of wrestling. ‘The Freaky Darius’ Sal Darius. Sal, how are you?
Sal: Good, how about you?
Interviewer: I am good too. Sal, we have seen you in the previous promotions and many expected a lot from you. But can I say, that you’ve not proved yourself as a pro wrestler in SCW?
Sal: Well, that doesn’t matter. I mean, I was focusing on my onlyfans and some other business stuff.
Interviewer: What business stuff, exactly are you talking about?
Sal: Well, I am a sperm donor and my shots are the best. They have got it tested in the labs and believe me I have a lot to sell. My system is full of fluids.
Interviewer: Oh!! Alright!! So, Sal, we all know how hard it was for you to make it as a pro wrestler. No backing up, and no wrestling background. You were a kid, who was plum and bullied in the teenage. How tough it all has been for you?
Sal: Quite tough!! Do you see me? You see my athletic build and performance. That’s all hard work!!
Interviewer: Certainly sir, that is. Do you talk to your family?
Sal: I have this love/hate relationship with them, but it is what it is. I am doing this all for the future Darius generation. Who is going to conquer the wrestling world? See, I have broken the stereotypical mindset in my family. My fam is full of doctors and engineers. I am the only big deal in there, who followed his passion and went against everyone. They used to talk shit, that how academic is super important and now they see me supporting me in my matches.
Interviewer: Do they come into the arena to support you?
Sal: Nah, I don’t allow them. I don’t help them in getting the passes and all. If they want to, they shall buy the tickets and go through the whole process.
Interviewer: Why not?
Sal: Because they weren’t with me when I was sleeping in my car with a broken window. They weren’t with me when I was jobless and my father kicked me out of the house. Only because he wanted me to become a sports journalist. I always knew I had it in me and I was capable of more.
Interviewer: Right!! What went wrong in the flame battle royal?
Sal: Nothing really, I just lost the focus and Lyman had me. But you will see me, achieving special things shortly.
Interviewer: Does it offend you? That they are making you fight against Religious Wright?
Sal: That’s what I have been talking about all the time!! Give me big money fights, not these clowns.
Interviewer: Well, some fans are thinking you may lose this as well.
Sal: Nah, they just think wrestling is an entertainment business. I am not an entertainer, I am here to hurt every motherfucker who comes in front of me.
Interviewer: Well, sir you can’t talk like that on our channel.
Sal: Ohh, well let me put it this way. I don’t care if I win the fight or not. I am going to burst Wright’s head along with Douglas's brother and the rest of his stupid Christian community. See, this isn’t a tv show. This is fighting business and I make money by mauling my opponents. This is my butter and bread. Wrestling came to me before, I turned into a public figure and a businessman. Understand that.
Interviewer: Okay, but people are doubting you because of your past performances.
Sal: I don’t care. Religious Wright, should bring his bible verses along with him. He really should bring everyone. Even his wife or Selena. He should bring everybody with him. Because if it is only going to be me and him. He is going to get killed in there.
Interviewer: What are the plans after you win this fight?
Sal: They still want me, so maybe more panties!
Interviewer: Oh okay, we are looking for some inspiration from this interview. Hahaha!! What advice would you give to your fans?
Sal: Work hard, live life, grab the popcorn, and log into Netflix because my documentary is coming soon!
Interviewer: Oh wow!! You heard that folks!! Well, good luck Sal.
Sal: Luck? No wait.
The camera widens its lens and focuses on Sal.
Sal: Religious Wright! I am taking a piece of you with me tonight!!
Interviewer: Oh okay!! Thank you for your time, Sal.
Sal: Thanks for having me. Goodbye.
Scene 3
The backstage was being set by the SCW staff, while out of nowhere Sal was seen with his luggage entering into the arena.
SCW Official: Sir the locker rooms are not ready yet, you can’t be here.
Sal: Oh, I am sorry.
Sal takes a long stare at the SCW official, grabs him by the neck, and gets him against the wall.
Sal: How fucking dare you!?
Darius slowly starts losing his grip and realizes that he is doing wrong.
Sal: Oh you know what? I am sorry man. I really shouldn’t. I am going.
The staff member gets confused and scared. While Sal was adjusting his outfit and cleaning the dust off of official's suit.
Sal: I am sorry, I am just adjusting your outfit. This is a great suit, I respect you, man. I mean you guys work your asses off, to set arenas for us.
SCW Official: Yes, thank you, sir!!
Sal: You’re welcome, just continue I am out.
Sal gets out of the scene, while the staff member starts giving instructions to the security member. Out of nowhere ‘The Freaky Darius’ grabs the official by the back of his neck and shatters his face onto a small titantron!! Sal sits on top of him and viciously starts throwing ruthless jabs into his face. While the room gets all heated up. The blood was bursting out of the official’s head and Sal's knuckles.
Officials: SECURITY!! SECURITYY!!! GET THIS MAN OUT OF HERE!!
Some security members get Sal and start taking him out of the arena.
Sal: HAHAHAHAHA! RELIGIOUS WRIGHT. I WILL PUT THIS BLOODY FIST IN YOUR FACE TODAYYY!! HAHAHAHA!! YOU THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST MEE!! I WILL BURRY YOU!!
Darius with his devilish grin gets pulled out of the arena by the security and the screen turns dark.